wiggyrichard

Why dont you let some of us do it? Im sure between myself B6BLOKE and Irrelevent we could furmulate a cracker!

I can see how that would work in a public place, where you can run away. But on a plane?! If you got caught, depending on the remaining duration of your flight, it could be horrific. No, thank you. Well your not going to run very far with your knickers round your ankles!

Well the monkey probably didn't think you were all that good either. It was a swinggers party...

You wouldnt have sex in a car? :? Havent had. Got a blower in a taxi once though Could you not just stop at the cash point?

Do you mean if they had an airline just for people who wanted to have sexual intercourse while in the air? I am sure I have seen one on a late night channel 4ish show. Really!? Isnt the whole point of doing it to get the kick out of possibly getting caught? I once did it behind the monkey enclosure at Dudley Zoo....didnt quite live up to my expectations!

ha ha Tell me about it, I always pulled in this nightclub

You wouldnt have sex in a car? :?

Do you mean if they had an airline just for people who wanted to have sexual intercourse while in the air?

And if my auntie had a cock she'd be my uncle.....

It was some pathetic defending for that goal and if you think it was just the back post defenders fault I'd suggest you don't understand the game as well as you think you do. The ball should never have been delivered with such accuracy, that goal should have been cut out well before it ever reached the back post. He may not be a defender but it was a poor effort. When I first saw the highlights I had assumed it was Hutton (bald head, right back) and was about to give him grief for that goal but realised it was Ireland so he has to shoulder some of the blame instead (I assume Hutton was out of position as well?). I saw the same game as you did and saw the same goal incident as you did, ive played at a high enough standard for x amount of years, so i think my understanding of the game is pretty much there. Granted, the first rule of a full-back is...stop the cross. The cross does'nt come in, the chance is never created, that much i agree. But lets not forget Stephen Ireland isnt a full back, he's an attacking midfielder, so to put the blame on his shoulders is way out of line. It was Warnocks man at the back post, if he cant deal with it by getting goal side, if he's been dragged out of position, all he does is call to Dunne or Collins to deal with it. You see a cross might be coming in, scratch that, you see the ball is in a wide position, you get goal side of your man, touch tight. Simple rules of defending, even if you cant win the header, you put enough pressure on the attacker so that it is not an easy chance to cobert. Ok, Ireland didnt stop the cross, but if Warnock is doing his job, or passes his man on to Dunne or Collins, we win the game 3-1. Im sorry, but a free header at the far post is criminal at any standard let alone the best league in the world. I can guarantee it was'nt Stephen Ireland who took the brunt of the bollocking of McLeish. Warnock is on the left and has the best view out of all the defensive line, its down to him to give information to the central defenders if he cant deal with it.

This is crazy, how in God's name is Norwich's 2nd goal in any way shape or form Ireland's fault!? Nothing to do with Morrison being unchallenged at the far post was it? The witch-hunt continues. Another thread to add to the ''fountains of shite being spouted'' pile.

I do need a new sight, that x4 ACOG type scope is just too big.

Had a good blast at this for a couple of hours last night and i do love this game. Im still shit at it mind. Got lumped into a team of mercenaries last night against a squad who played as a team, and its fair to say we got wripped a new asshole! When ever you saw one of their team...there was always 3 or 4 of the bastards stood right behind him! So i would take out 1 maybe 2 if i was lucky then get shot to shit by his buddies! I think we lost 4 out of 5 games playing conquest! Used last night as a bit of an experiment night and tried a load of new guns and tried to get the hang of the vehicles so i wasnt too bothered about winning or loosing, but after the heavy defeats i needed to restore a little pride so plumped for some team deathmatch action and got a few more kills. I think my K/D ratio is down to about 0.5 but im too fussed about maintaining it, just enjoying the game. For some reason i really struggle with Metro.

They kind of are, though. Fans who think they are more of a fan than you because they hold a season ticket.

Really shite news to wake upto, superb heavyweight, a true legend of the sport. RIP Joe x

I think you've spent too much time in the Noah's Ark thread Mike!?!?

You really REALLY **** love this game dont you!?

The 1 thing i am getting a bit of trouble with is setting up my classes, can you do it while not being in a game?

Whats a defence order Ash?

Cheers dude. Anyone on tonight? Er'indoors is working nights.

Im also finding that when sneaking round rooms or containers, your pistol is just as effective. Im actually enjoying going for the objectives more instead of looking for kills. Cant get the hang of flying, can you change the controls at all?

Right, so far ive worked out that orange is the enemy, green is people of the same class (assault etc) and blue is your buddys. People with no colour markers above their head are the enemy, they havnt got a marker because they havnt been 'spotted' by your team (press the select button when looking at them to spot them, they will then appear with an orange marker). I thinks thats right mate.

Where's Jon when you need him? sitting here, imagining fanciful scenarios of Wiggy chatting football in the pub with his mates. "That Seamus Given has been very good for us since he signed". During the game, during the heat of battle ... "Go on Stiliyan Petrov, pass it to Christopher Herd, who can then feed Gabriel Agbonlahor, who will cross it for Charles N'Zogbia to score." Actually, maybe he even uses their middle names too, as that would be their correct and full moniker. Maybe he even prefixes their names with the title "Mr"? Surnames only. Also, what is this 'pub' of which you speak?

Of course its not, XBox is better than PS3...end of discussion.

Begin... Im a peasent and proud. Would'nt touch a PC for games with a shitty stick. For too many things to go wrong with a PC and using a controller takes more skill*. *It probably takes more skill with a mouse and keyboard but its my thread and what i say goes!