Mustard or some other sauce like substance on the ear-piece on the handset of a phone is a good one. The phone rings, they answer the phone, they get an ear full of mustard.
Works every time.
I've no idea. I thought it was a bit sinister myself!
The exactly what i thought!
There is no alternative...you need to make a trip to the fish mungers!
When i was on the tools, there was a series of pranks ongoing with the chippy's, one of the guys left their boots in the site cabin over the weekend and it just so happened i was working on the saturday. Sardines in his boots and placed next to the heater which we left on all weekend did the trick!
Doubt it, with the clowns running our club Gardener will probably be loaned out all season and then sold
Idiots
Doubt it. Daft comment imo.
I would happily bet you some money that Gardner will not go anywhere anytime soon (next 2/3 years)
I wouldnt be so sure. He was spoke of in the same bracket as Wilshire just before his cruciate decided to 'pop'.
Dont be mistaken into thinking he isnt known to all the top clubs in the league just because he hasnt played any first team football. He really is that highly thought of.
You're out of your mind.
Maybe she does'nt want to *puts on shades* be alone no more?
Or maybe Dane is *puts on shades* all she needs?
Or maybe she just needs to *puts on shades* shut up and forget about it!
Go on then...
U2 - New Year's Day
Katy B - Katy On A Mission (
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Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Evanescence - My Immortal
The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
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