Yes. Its good fun. If she's a bit sub, walk in, say nothing, bend her over...... pot the pink for a while. Then straight in the wrong 'un. (she can't complain - she's a sub) and then finish all over her face.
Say nothing and leave.
H.E.R.O.
Went from 24 down to 19.9 last year, which i was really chuffed about. 15 or 16 is the aim for this time next year. My short game, especially my putting, lets me down.
It's strange, i actually feel more confident/comfortable playing in from 100-130 yards than i do from 20-30 yards, i tend to "quit" on the shorter shots instead of accelerating through the ball.
Yeah, why not. Try and make the effort to go to the driving range a couple of times before you go. You will enjoy it much more if you can actually hit the ball rather than hack your way round in 150+ shots.
I had a STD test about 11 years ago. Negative thankfully. The condom split and a week later my little guy started spewing blood.
Very scary time.
What the **** was wrong then if you didnt have the clap!?!? :shock:
On a related note, ive snapped my banjo before. True story.
I think it's safe to say that Tiger Woods is almost "back". I can see him winning a major this year, far too much natural talent. As ive said before, he's still the best golfer on the planet on his day, with only McIlroy having the ability to stay with him.
A hand shake and a gift of a pint are all that needs to be done. Card swapping between males is imo ghey...gift swapping (with the exception of a pint) between males is just uber ghey!
I know we joke about it on here, but i cant see why some blokes think its clever to not wear a skin with random birds? :?
Rule #1 - always bag up the little guy when fooling around with a bird you've known less than 2 months and are not prepared to marry.
Im soon to be a happily married man and have been with my missus for 4 years, so obviously this rule no longer applies to me.