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oh, in which case hallelujah I have seen the light! let's pay this ransom and end the kidnapping hadn't realised it would be that simple

That's a pretty radical position. I'm not sure how many people would support it. Perhaps we should find out, by holding some sort of plebiscite? careful, last person calling people plebs had his bike seized by the Met

VW Beatle or Citron CV ? Beetle Citroen I think Stef should give you a list of ten words every Monday and then a spelling test on the following Friday.

Yep, agree with Ginko there, an invasion of privacy and theft are not more acceptable because it's a pretty girl that's a bit famous. Nobody would accept me stealing someone's car 'because they're famous' or raiding their bank account, so how can it possibly be acceptable for me to steal photo's of their genitalia? It makes no sense. By the same token, anyone recording their genitalia on a device they clearly don't understand, or letting their current partner film them **** is frankly a little bit stupid. I'd say quite a good rule for people to live by would be if you really really don't want unknown foreign masturbators doing their thing over your pictures, don't record your sex sessions.

you have to question the utter incompetence of the no campaign it's theirs to lose, and they're giving it a bloody good go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvbcw6oBms8 I let myself down last night. We went to see an Elvis impersonator at a wedding reception, but he cancelled due to ill health. I shouted out that he'd died on the toilet. Not one person thought it was funny.

Well, the French like to do things differently. They don't appear to understand the oh so obvious consequences of paying ransoms. They also appear perfectly happy to sink the boats of save the whale hippies but reluctant to engage against people who can put up a fight. I may be stereotyping slightly, very slightly.

I found a copy of Wyngarde's album recently. That's, er, worth a listen.

About an extra hundred on the gate today, so that together with extra programme sales, goalden goal (the winner gave the money back fair play!) and all that a decent £600 / £700 extra in the coffers. Plus a win in sunny conditions with lots of good humoured shouting, a few goals, a sending off and a man playing the bugle might mean a couple come back for another dose.

Hire a massive family of any obviously different ethnic / cultural background to be in the house around noon. Preferably with no ability to speak english. His room would ideally have 2 goats in it. If you possibly can, put some more people in a caravan out the front. This group of people should include one sultry girl clearly giving him the eye and a very jealous brother / lover flipping a cocktail stick between his teeth. A large grandmother should insist he has clearly come about her feet and insist he trim her toenails. His stuff should be all around the house but mostly destroyed by chickens.

Once I've finished my middle class homemade blackberry jam on toast my missus should be back from the shops with the paper (Guardian or Independent as they are a good fit for the bottom of the guinea pig cage). Once I've read the paper I shall be playing some very loud music up the garage whilst I map out my plans for an awesome giant covered garden bench thing. Then football. Then Saturday night is takeaway night. Essentially, I'll be doing **** all of any constructive use.

you just need to throw in some random numbers and you're there just shout "6.4 million over 5 years which is higher than Norway" to which, if she's got her wits about her, she can respond "but going forward 2.4% over each quarter will be a reduction - we've already stated this" it's a very sophisticated form of jazz

I spent a bit of time hanging around the Concorde shed at the GE engine overhaul centre (pretending to survey it and draw it). It was like a proper step back in time. All over the facility there were shiny new machines and computers and floors so clean they were reflective. Then there was the Concorde shed, it was full of fat old guys in dirty overalls filing down this to make a replacement that and looking through catalogues for a spring for the thingy. All smelling of swarfega. Brilliant.

If we're being picky, I'd swap out Dorothy Edwards for, or squeeze in, Alexander Cordell.

man with no physical protection doing 100mph through a junction and not knowing the ability of other road users takes approximately 100% of any blame

I've landed at Heathrow, stood in the cockpit of some big passenger plane, like a 737 or 747 or something staring out the window and matching the radar dots with actual planes. That was cool.

as long as they're only shot in the head there's no need to panic

where's my pool cleaner? it's his day orff

should we tot up the number of murders by atheists, muslims and christians and act accordingly? he did well to be able to lift a knife at that age .. you sure his career didn't do it for him ? probably one of them electric bread knives from JML oh yeah, 'carer'

anybody remember 5 or 6 days of riots across england in 2011 the media were under the impression the world was ending and we should all run around pissing ourselves and waving our hands in the air

it is a bit childish, but I had a childhood of living close to an RAF base, visiting RAF bases and getting free holidays in German RAF bases so it's a bit of a childish flashback not quite the same noise as a german airforce Lockheed Starfighter taking off though

ooooh, Red Arrows fly past nice n low and slow and right over my house. NOISE. (that's not my house in the picture)

you've got to do the nominations first though, or it doesn't work