chrisp65

How did it end? My credit ran out and the screen went blank about the time that bloke came in dressed as a postman.

Was it a cyclist? it was a snooper from the inland revenue

I have to confess, I wouldn't automatically think of N. Ireland if I was asked for a list of 'celtic' nations.

For the avoidance of doubt and to counter it not being reported by western media, this was on the news some time ago. The problem is, any tittilating video like this is going to be constantly 'rediscovered' by people that didn't see it or forgot it and now wonder why others haven't seen it. I'd imagine we'll all be asked again in 7 or 8 weeks why this hasn't been shown before. But please don't believe this is a new low or a different kind of evil. From the decapitated heads of enemies displayed on spikes on London Bridge, to the guillotine, mustard gas, the black hole of Calcutta, concentration camps, Sarajevo, Cambodia, agent orange, napalm and a million other unrecorded atrocities, the only difference here is the wide availability of smart phones.

I actually suspect that Rugeley is somebody utterly boring and middle class and regular. The sort of person that thinks Countryfile went down hill when John Craven stopped wearing a tie. Like the mayor of Toronto or something.

I suspect that Tony has landed a contract to get Toast Toppers back into the nation's psyche, having succeeded in getting personal health insurance rates to spike amongst cyclists.

proper easy, probably even got colour coded plumbing difficult bit is getting the missus to remember to empty it and put the dishes away

I don't even know what that is....

**** off, hippy

Subjective personal opinion, but I'd extend it to that whole area, Rhyl, Flint, Connah's Quay, Queensferry and around towards Birkenhead. I do a fair bit of travelling and that area seams to be generally depressed and have a bit of an attitude. I've seen other poor places, from Merthyr to Bradford to Glasgow and Sheppey. But without the doomed paranoid aggressive attitude. How's that for a sweeping generalisation of tens of thousands of people!

power to da peepl South Bank undercroft to remain as scuzzy skateboarding area for posers and kids. Planning received 27,000 objections to the redevelopment of the area.

Swansea is ok. The beaches just a very short hike to the west of Swansea are just awesome. Some of the best. A traditional Swansea greeting that will get you straight in with the locals on your first drinking expedition off campus is to shout 'bloooobirds' whilst tapping the top of your head. They love it.

September 19th 1893 - New Zealand gives women the vote September 19th 2014 - women cannot drive in Saudi Arabia in case it turns their husbands homosexual September 19th 2014 - Scotland gets a free and democratic vote on what nation it wants to be in the future, decides to stick with what it's got September 19th 2014 - some problems remain in Iraq and Syria gives thanks to the random universe / your god / the window cleaner for where you were born

BBC now showing interactive graphics of favourite breakfast cereals in Lanarkshire in the 1990's or some such bollocks. Why not just say there's little we can add at this point, here's a quick episode of American Dad.

I guess that as of later this morning they (Westminster) all have to start thinking about the Clacton by election on 9th October. Having just campaigned for better together, the tories will now have to set in stone their commitment to pledge to definitely consider leaving the EU.

helping the royal family bury their stolen gold all around the balmoral estate just in case they get kicked out in a few hours time

very awesome rolling thunder storm overhead and some biblical rain

no point in another referendum until they've thought of a currency solution perhaps starting tomorrow both sides could have a slightly more honest academic debate on that one

the vertical stripes are the coat of arms, as per their club badge (pedant)

Whoever 'Sarah' is on the expert panel on BBC 1 they need to have a quiet word in her ear, she's just informed us that if Scotland votes yes it will mean two separate countries will be sharing these British Isles.

CNN the first to call it.... oh, hang on...

good luck dunking that thing

Currently Yes and Yes Ensuring Scottish representation on both sides of the negotiating table. The mess caused by a yes vote will be epic. It would plunge the remainder of the UK into a Boris Johnson / Nigel Farage dream team tailspin, eventually leading to a popular uprising that sees the birth of the first truly representative people's republic. This republic would burn like a glorious beacon for about 6 months. I would be leading the philosophical debate on how people are better off being poor but pure rather than a slave to the decadence of electricity, bread, medicine and clean drinking water. I would post my blog urging the people to stand firm from beside the pool of my Malta condo. I would be a firm but fair benevolent dictator.

Technically, you haven't actually asked her out on a date if you've just shouted at her from the window of a speeding Audi as she cartwheels off her bike and into a ditch.

So what your loosely saying is the Labour Party killed the North dooooon't you get me going on the Labour party one came to my house the other evening, just to introduce himself 8 months ahead of the next election and asked if there was anything he could do in the meantime so I invited him to a workshop we're running on a community garden - couldn't do that, already got a boring council meeting that evening 'apologetic shrug' ok, well we're having a Saturday event down the waterfront to try and donate a small patch of land to any good cause that wants it - hmm Saturday, got an internal Labour branch meeting Saturday or I'd be there ok, early October we've got a group together to try and get the footy clubhouse back up and running - ohhh, I'm on holiday early October I don't think he'd anticipated somebody actually talking to him.