chrisp65

E Class Estate, a couple of years old. Much awesome.

I think he's busy checking whether people with Parkinsons are fit to work and just hiding in their spare bedrooms.

c***s Torquay United’s mascot Gilbert the Gull is in hot water with the club after allegedly calling fans ‘a bunch of c**ts’ and offering to fight them on the pitch.

There's simply no need to try and punish the hard working rich and the privileged by cruelly charging them a punitive few hundred pound a month for owning multi million pound properties. We should just increase the bedroom tax that scroungers and scum have to pay.

Under Dubwood

I put a bit of that on twitter earlier. The 'celebration' of footy has got so loved up recently we've actually now got jointly designed and shared banners with other clubs and we compete to see who can stick the most stickers over the other's terrace. Even old rivals like Port Talbot lend us their banners when we have a game and they don't. For anyone interested, there's a pub in London, the Zeitgeist where St Pauli fans gather and watch their games. That can be a good laugh (when they're winning), they also have semi organised trips over to watch them every now and again. I've already got a 2015 trip across diarised - clearly the missus hasn't done her research on where the club is actually based.

flashback to the good old days before cad sucked the soul out of tech drawing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4EUlyduEb4

not enough blood for the two of you once it was fully loaded? would you be happy stepping in to a homemade gas chamber trying to remember your safe word?

their next game is away to 4th place Wolves

to be fair, their fans that paid for that today had great value for money eight goals in 90 minutes

yes, I've done some work in the library there, and the Costa next to it and that odd little shopping mall - there are some very acceptable ladies in Coventry - it was a random choice of town based on this being a Villa site - I should have stuck to my usual 'Merthyr'

I even remember the tune. I also remember a match, one of my first in the mid 70's when a torrent of rain water was blown off the Holte roof and came down in one great clump and hit a coppers back and he went down like a sack of shit. Those that saw it cheered. The other police turned, saw a collleague on the floor and fans cheering and started hitting the nearest people to them with truncheons. I saw that for myself, quite an experience for a kid.

'super, super Len super, super Len super, Super Len super Len Mccluskey' batshit crazy old lefty thinks the rich should pay their taxes

Damn it! The fastest diesel locos in the world. is that a bit like being the prettiest girl in Coventry?

yes, that wasn't a general anti police acab rant I actually really hope they were duped and simply gave a random ukip arse his 10 minutes of fame

the guy on Radio 4 at about 5:30pm this evening he was on as 'a serving police officer' to pass anonymous comment on this guy being released from prison after a 48 year sentence for murdering 2 police officers the guy was a semi literate oaf that struggled to put together whole thoughts, was permanently on the edge of aggression and felt police should have enhanced rights over others either he was a hoaxer that blagged a 10 minute spot on the radio, or he was a very scary reflection of the quality of retard that can be in the police

I used to set off fireworks every time Birmingham City lost, but it was costing me a fortune.

how the merry **** have you got two **** likes riding on the **** back of my **** joke that didn't **** get any **** likes! **** hell

I'm more of a self scanner, myself.

Teacher or Local Authority Planning Officer would be my guess.

euphemism?

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this whole historic sex abuse inquiry thing is beginning to get very strange. We had the bizarre appointment of Dame Butler Sloss which thankfully was stopped in its tracks. However the appointment of Fiona Woolf is now beginning to look equally odd. She insisted yesterday she was not part of the establishment. Ex President of the Law Society, UK Global Ambassador for Financial Services, Alderman for the Borough of Candlewick, CBE, Lord Mayor of the City of London, living in the same street as Leon Brittan, in the same broad social circle as Leon Brittan - but not, apparently, part of the establishment. Her letter, spelling out that she has no close connection with either Leon Brittan or the Home Office was written with the assistance of the Home Office. Is there really nobody in the country of sufficient experience and stature to run an inquiry that isn't connected to the people being investigated? Because to an outsider, it's really beginning to look that this thing is being rigged in a strangely clumsy manner, even if it just buys another postponement, another delay. There really isn't a good answer to this. Either we don't have any independent expertise in this country, or the system is utterly flawed when the establishment gets to pick who investigates the establishment.

bumder

Big elephants get women? I've been walking around all day with my trouser pockets pulled inside out. Nothing.