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My mate had the same.. well, he didn't have an Iranian stamp, he had a Syrian visa in his! Making the most of it now in here Spent the day in Palestine and then out on the beer tonight ... 5:10 am here and just left a bar I tip my hat sir! I managed about 4:00am on Friday into Saturday and thought I'd get the party animal title for this weekend. Smashed me by over an hour. Meath, Families are a nightmare, especially dads! I presumed I hated mine for years, turns out we've got way more in common than I'd ever known. It was me that was a dick. He now has fibrosis, thin blood to stop thrombosis and a ropey heart. So obviously he still rides around on his 1960's BSA bikes. Have a good Christmas with the old clearing in the woods. Enjoy it like its the last - and plan for another 30 last Christmas's.

are we still talking about our cocks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxwXATb8kk

don't panic, have you eaten beetroot in the last 24 hours?

illegal online Protesters descended on Parliament today to protest the recent changes to pornography laws by heartily plunging their vulva onto the face of a willing partner. All were clothed, so the mass face-sitting didn't prove as titillating as the seedy Dutch TV hosts in attendance were hoping, but it was an unprecedented form of demonstration nonetheless. We headed down to Westminster to check it out, here's a few things we saw:

I too was Estrella* and whisky last night! rough as anything this morning, woke up about 10 clearly still pished *Estrella was whilst we were in a pre gig Yurt whisky was at the gig sat outside surrounded by frost at 3:00am with a piping hot bacon roll and a large whisky is truly life affirming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIPDbR2Xj2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLyFJ-Mntzk

whatever you do, don't try to plant any olive trees

brothers and sisters Christmas officially starts today with the alternative office party by select invite only this years entertainment is at the 1st Presleytarian church of the divine holding a 7 hour long funkathon service for one night only in Brizzle possessions are sins so make an exhaustive inventory of all your new girlfriend's stuff and bring it unto me it's going to be loud, proud, messy and a bit of a marathon we love you Rev. D Wayne!

my glasses are a little more thick black framed NHS hipster chic but otherwise bang on

oh, deep **** joy now we get to find out how undervalued and stressed out i.t. geeks are

so there's something interesting on the telly, turned it up but still couldn't hear it, turned it up a bit more and my gorgeous missus asks what the merry **** I'm doing I worry my ears have gone fuzzy I raise finger to ear ah, I have headphones on

I don't think that makes him evil. I think the Ford Probe and the slopey sad looking Granada were crimes against design, but evil would be a bit strong.

The inmates still in there must be getting pretty hungry by now. That nobody on the panel picked her up on that point - does that mean they were simply waiting for their turn rather than listening? Or were they ignorant of what's happening in the town they are currently in, or were they busy having a quick minute on Candy Crush? People all over the country that desperately want to believe 'sending them back' will make Britain a better place will feel their wrong view of the world was just justified and re proven.

woman on Question Time right now in the audience in the stripey top utterly thick or nasty racist? she claims to be from Canterbury and has just complained that Canterbury prison is full of immigrant prisoners HMP Canterbury closed in 2013

people are just posting methmentalness now to see funny gif reactions

week ten and Felipe loses his skellington finding an alternative to yoghurt based dessert

I'm just glad Blair didn't tarnish his reputation with any knowledge of any of this.

I've been to that same club. Word of advice, it's dead until after midnight when the House of Commons bar kicks out.

wut? is that true? the average price of a shag with an average prostitute is £150? I would genuinely have said it was about half that or less. What if, hypothetically, I wanted one to put her ciggie out on my tongue whilst I sit on a sibian dressed as a pony with 3 midgets pulling my hair. Would that be more or less? Hypothetically.

well he was being a **** **** sucking ****

Having worked both sides of the fence and now working for both sides of the fence I think i can say it ain't cut and dried. Historically there was job security, it's certainly a bit harder to get rid of an individual in the public sector. But I left the public sector many years ago when it became clear job security was no longer a part of the equation. As for pay, when I left and went private I basically doubled my salary in 5 years doing the same job. Now I see staffing in the public sector being trimmed, trimmed and trimmed again. But bloody hell, many of them are getting leaving packages and early retirement deals that I could only dream of. As for pensions, I think it's rare to see a private pension anywhere close to being as good as a civil service one. As for leave, there are still departments where you make sure you've taken your allocation of sick leave in the public sector. Whereas I don't take sick leave and I'm on call in the evenings, weekends and on holiday unless I make a really big deal about it. To the point where we now have a system of 'hard leave' and 'soft leave'. I'm private sector now, doing a job that exists in both sectors. All in all, I wouldn't go back.

yeah, it should have shown a drip of wine in each of the lower glasses on the last picture and in the background a box of even cheaper small glasses from China waiting to step in if anybody asks for more