chrisp65

an american franchise owner shouldn't need free advice on the entertainment package on offer £27 to watch that crap? I'll happily go back to standing on cinders with no restaurant facilities and no merchandise in the shop if we could just win a game.

didn't understand a word of that did he just say we were well in the game?

I'm only watching this shit to see the Lambert interview.

I particularly enjoy people shaving off their eyebrows and then drawing them back on, somewhere slightly different.

multiple likes that man! I've spun Dave's fairly obscure reggae CD a good 3 or 4 times now and loving it. Of the stuff on there, have to say I already had 4 of them, which only helped make me feel a bit more hipster and cool. It's also put a good few additional artists on my long list of stuff to look for when I'm in a record shop for no specific reason.

Can you move the tree? I can't see west. I blame the Green Party, this used to be faux cobble concrete driveway, as far as the eye could see.

well, in the bad old days under MON we used to moan about our annual March dip in form don't see that happening this year, that has to be a positive

On hearing the advice 'just try the same old shit for one more week' for the umpteenth time, Lambert begins to doubt his tactical guru really is Einstein afterall.

it's nice to be able to say 'feckless holidaying teachers' without being lectured on it

Right now, if you have a clear sky and a decent view of the horizon, that 'star' in the west (kinda by the sunset) is Venus. In an hour, on the opposite side, the big yellowy 'star' will be Jupiter. points deducted for any Uranus jokes

you are MMV and I claim my £5 Ach so, ich verstehe! keiner von uns wirklich verstehen

If VA scrubs up like that, I've turned. Murray's sweary missus, with a sense of humour.

the big L now has to warn himself

I'm still curious as to why 8pints' mug was in the house? I just can't work out how or why that would happen. My dad never had his own Villa mug, he was working away a lot. Absolute mystery.

I'm just not ostentatious. I use that one when I sail in to 'economy' Off Topic to inhale the smell of defeat.

you are MMV and I claim my £5

That number was so close to my actual legit one, I did actually wonder if it would be real and nearly rang it myself to check.

I'd love for the UK to be at peace with the world. It needs to happen. Unfortunately, at the moment, disbanding the military, getting rid of nuclear and getting out of NATO and only acting in conflicts under the direction of the OCSE (incidentally, the Ukraine are members of the OCSE, that's done wonders for them hasn't it) doesn't feel like a great idea.

hey, if that's the worst anybody throws at me, it's a good day

fkw I'm the big guy.

or a vote for the Greens is a worthwhile vote that could keep Ed out of number 10 I say let the tree huggers vote for who the wish , it will be easy enough to round them up afterwards and ship them off to a ringed off forest and let them live off nature whilst the rest of us get on with it Funny you should mention living in a forest. They had a spokesperson on some programme a couple of evenings ago, showing us all how we can reduce our footprint. He was growing his own veg, captured grey water, had a pv cell on his conservatory. All good stuff. He also had a large pile of logs his wife was happily chopping for the TV cameras, for their cooker / heater. Yeah, let's get 67 million people in the UK burning wood every day.

My mate bought a set of 'part worn' tyres once. When we got to the motorway services to pick them up off the man with a van, they still had alloy wheels on them, no extra charge!

Source document the Daily Heil, I suppose. Immigration: long policy here. In brief, most migration is caused by people fleeing either conflict or environmental degradation (I suppose everyone accepts this is a fact, no?) and so the point is to address the root cause of migration rather than have batallions of robocops at Dover to repel the foreign hordes. In the medium term Membership of organisations: the proposal is that people should be punished for what they do, not what they think. There was a time when I'd have thought that uncontroversial, and that pretty much everyone in a supposedly liberal society like the UK was against "thought crime". Armed forces: Reducing the number of people in the armed forces has been cross-party policy for generations. It has reduced every year since 1952, I believe. no, source document was the infamous interview with Andrew Neil, followed in my case, by a dig in to the harder to find parts of their website that cite policies I know you can strongly criticise every party, that's a given. But these guys currently remind me of early 1980's Labour. Heart of gold, great intentions and very very easily made to look like fruitcakes. You can't just ban all forms of energy and hope we invent something nice. You can't disband the military and hope the rest of the world turns nice. You can't have open door immigration, no banned organisations, £72 for everyone anywhere, no border control, and hope the rest of the world decides to stay home and leave us alone. In an ideal world, the Green Party are the obvious and only choice. In a possibly slightly less than ideal world, they are the unreformed hippy dreamers of old that would absolutely destroy the living standards of our children.

the 1960 Bowden Spacelander (courtesy of @BrutalHouse on that twitter)