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not strictly speaking right now, but I did just pick it up and it's going on as soon as I get home... still in the lovely cellophane

What do you actually see with gaydar? I've had tin foil wrapped around it for the last 6 years but I suspect that's been a waste of my time and nobody else's. At least I've stopped it prematurely browning.

woke up this morning dow dow dow dowwwww the heating was on dow dow dow dowwwww went to the bathroom dow dow dow dowwwww the hot tap was hot....... ah, heating and water all working for the first time in an age. It's amazing how you can really empathise with those old time blues singers when you wake up to a cold house. I guess we've all suffered in our own ways.

Is the suspension really hard on that A Class? I had a ride in one early on and presumed it was some special sporty go kart setting, but apparently they only come with one suspension set up - concrete. Mine wallows like a dinghy. I love it. It even does that slight rock n roll back n fore when you park. Like everything used to do on the Rockford Files.

If you can find them. More innocent victims will inevitably get caught in the attempted attacks on the IS words removed. If they would all line up in 19th century marching and fighting formation out in a field somewhere then we could napalm them. Unfortunately, dropping a bomb on a village they've seized causes a 6 year old boy to see his mum or his sister killed....and off we go again, with revenge for the revenge on the revenge (see Palestine). As for troops n boots on the ground, see Iraq and Afghanistan. It's a bit of a sticky situation.

over the course of the last week or so I've had: quails eggs ham hocks venison liver n onions ham, egg and chips oxtail soup rabbit stew sausage and mash full 'sunday' chicken roast dinner walls vienetta it's as good as any food anywhere in the world, if you want to put the label 'english' on it

having a load of work done on the house today what cheers me up? my rare case of foresight this morning when I put on a full set of thermals (plus other clothes obvs!) and dug out my woolly hat and walking socks - and sorted a flask for when the water went off!!! I'm some kinda genius. Gotta buy chips for everyone though in about 30 mins.

Nah, Alaska Jamaica? No, it was her idea. page 301 says 'come up with your own crap geographical puns'

It's a teaser for another 3 hour long tedious film about midgets by the New Zealand tourist board.

Percy the Park Keeper and Kipper the Dog are etched on my mind. There's an episode of Kipper where his friend the pig has an imaginary or invisible friend. At the end of the episode when everyone has agreed it's not a real friend it's just imaginary somehow a drink with a straw in it gets drunk all the way down to the bottom.....with nobody there!!!!! as you say, over and over

Genie, you're not doing your son any favours here, you're turning him into a homofeminist. 4 you say? He should be watching Full Metal Jacket and Porky's. Looks like my house slipped through the net with Frozen, I noticed the piano music appeared briefly, but I've not heard it whilst I've been home.

I am working from home, again. I might have to go in to the office tomorrow. It'll be the first time in just over 2 weeks. It's always fun to see my coffee cup when I've previously abandoned it half full and left it on my desk for an extended period of time.

yes

I believe in Germany they have Ze Deadline Tag.

Usually accompanied with suggestive photos of their cleavage, and a message about them not wanting people to comment on their appearance. Since my assorted disasters on dating sites, I met an amazing woman a few weeks ago. We spent the weekend watching movies and playing computer games in bed at her place. What better way to spend the weekend?! I now always use the nazi date as an ice breaker, she hasn't outed herself as a white supremacist or anything yet! but she could just be a nazi hunter you'll wake up one morning in a Tel Aviv cell with a bag over your head and 6 blokes checking your old boy for excess foreskin

ok, today I have been mostly dicking about with bits n bobs I bought in Maplin. Splitters and whatnot. I've now got a £70 turntable rigged up to 2 standard Sony hifi speakers, 2 strangely good n bassy Logitech computer speakers and my nippers basic small guitar amp (no obvious brand name, which probably says all you need to know about it). It can all go quite loud.

Strictly between you and me, I buy 2.5 kilo tubs, break it down (uncut) into those little clear plastic money bags you can get from banks and sell it on to Rugeley. Cleanest freshest nasal passage in the midlands.

Apparently if you always carry a monopoly get out of jail free card, a crucifix and your proof of descendancy from Owain Glyndwr you can't be done for speeding.

potentially interesting Kraftwerk documentary being shit on by the talking head Paul Morley

gotta love your BBC 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8GbDYeKVZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKxP_Lx_MOY

although if you did have it at Villa Park you could be the first to score there this year..... worth having another look at that imo

It costs less than £50 to get married, whilst you might think this is a waste of money, I guess you were actually referring to all the fluff n puff added on by people wanting a 'big day'?