'Aston Villa, London, England: I have been made aware that I still own a soccer franchise. I was sure I'd asked someone to sell this for me, the future is all about women's five a side cricket and I need to be in at the start on that one to use my sports management knowledge to turn it in to something special.
Anyways, what with the move to the Olympic Stadium I don't see there being a problem selling this baby to some naive foreign type. I must say, when I bought it I was unaware exactly how far away from the nearest tube station it was.
The new manager, Rennie? Remploy? Reggie? he's doing a fine job and will be backed up in the 5 year plan window, whatever that means.
Is British Soccer League one of those leagues where they have relegation? Or are we ok to just plod on?
Up the Browns. Is it brunch yet?
Any more questions, phone Nicky Keyes.
I'll be honest, I've lost the password to the laptop, much happening?'