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To be fair, if the rich and powerful had to go to prison every time they did something deserving of a prison sentence there'd be too few of them left to rule over us. You have to be sensible in these things.

We need more americans and american sports executives this side of the Atlantic. Bring 'em on. Bring their dollars. Bring their transferable skills. Bring daddy's money. Bring their expertise. Bring their business know how. Bring their 5 year plans. Bring their bright sunny disposition. Bring their free spending. Bring their war veteran apologist arse kissers. Bring their freedoms. Bring their can do attitude. Bring their millions. Bring their drive. Bring their wallets. Bring their henna tattoos. Bring their contacts. Bring their bright futures. What's the worst that could happen?

medically and scientifically speaking, snot is basically pre cum with a dodgy sat nav

Yep, Horace Andy is quite a new discovery for me, but I'm not sure why, you start reading the lists of musicians on the back of these things and they were all playing on each other's albums. Anyway, very listenable. Cover art: I'd never have picked up either of those two album covers as a random purchase. Whereas, I think my first ever Lee Perry album I bought just because I liked the cover, didn't have a clue what would be inside. @dAVe80 the biscuits were a deliberate munchies joke!! great spot, 20 internet points to your good self!!

back n fore between two albums

I think the 'in' campaign need to be very careful of receiving 'support' from German businesses or French politicians. Nothing will persuade the average punter to vote leave like a German and a Frenchman saying stay in or there will be 'consequences'.

blob is a really tricky one On the one hand, LF is right, this isn't an episode of Bless This House, the date isn't 1976. Get with the programme, the little ladies can do sky diving and roller skating on blob days now. On the other hand, Ingram is also right. Blob is a real thing for some people and has a real emotional and or physical impact.

1. Free scarf on seat 2. A free little flag if we get a home draw in a quarter final of a cup 3. Owner to show commitment by having a tattoo 4. Watchable football

When I was younger and I used to 'date' and have girlfriends we'd generally show each other our genitalia until one of us got bored or found someone with potentially better genitalia. At no point did I ever have a breakdown / break up conversation, followed by 'let's go for dessert'. So I can offer nothing, I'm sorry.

Do you think Lerner might let us pay to play for the rest of the season? It's win win. Villa fans get to wear the shirt and play in front of the Holte, Lerner can charge us £20 each and make a little bit of money.

I was cursed with BRS (bus rumble stiffy) for a good few years. Since I stopped catching the bus and started reading VT it's really only salad that does it for me these days.

I've found this brilliant way of not complaining about long haul flights.....

usually a week or so before the office Christmas party....funeral every year on party day

If it's anything like that farce with my uncle Fernando, he's not even dead.

a punter from the Scuba Steve thread?..... was that really 2011?

a punter from the Scubs Steve thread..... was that really 2011?

I would not be surprised if he still thinks finishing last just means we get first pick of next year's players.

bloody hell @Rugeley Villa that GFR's a tune and a half, just had it shaking the plaster off the walls out the kitchen

knackered been out all night, fly tipping

Happy 84th birthday Johnny

If we cannot control or limit the 2 out of every 5 migrants that arrive here, because they have an EU golden ticket, who is forcing us to accept the 3 out of 5 migrants that are nothing to do with the EU? Should we be looking at this other shadowy body too? To use that Mail headline, if a million migrants are on their way here, 600,000 of them are not connected with our EU membership. Why can't we do something about them? On the figures released this week, 300,000 new migrants have arrived in the last year, 120,000 EU, 180,000 non EU related. For Cameron to achieve his target of reducing immigration to 100,000 per annum, he can reduce EU immigration to zero and still fail massively.

I had an early version of their 'GLC greatest hits' album on tape and I gave it away. It had properly rare versions of stuff, rambling jokes and just giggling on there that I haven't heard since on the CD versions. They are bloody good live, if you're in the mood to go with the flow and raise your arms and jump on command it's a great night. Saw them at the Brixton Academy of all places! First 10 minutes the crowd was too cool to appreciate the joke, then a few at a time the place started getting in to it. They tore the place up. All those people jumping and pointing and chanting 'oh London, your mother's got a penis'.