chrisp65

yep, 40 minutes at the back of a spin class once a week does not legitimise the secret stash of cadbury's in the glove box

you do know they've been fracking in the UK for 25 years over 200 sites? so far, we appear to have survived

what are they protesting about? Well wouldn't you protest if the choice was to rely on Russia and the Arabs or generate your own power? they are people that in the words of someone cleverer than me 'refuse the good in pursuit of the perfect'

two countries going for Smiff

would

knowing all the food is over priced and being disgusted by that is fine but you still gotta eat

looks like we all missed the second best game of the weekend: Rhos 9:1 Welfare - game abandoned after 55 mins as Welfare only had 6 players remaining on the pitch 10 goals and 5 sending offs in less than an hour - that's proper entertainment

That was the same program that told you exercise was basically pointless when it comes to weight loss, wasn't it? Despite dragging on a bit, it was a bit of an eye opener. yep, same one Whilst the programme sort of hinted exercise was pointless, I did feel that was a little flippant. Surely the message should be don't diet and don't exercise to lose weight, because that tends to mean theat once you've 'achieved' you can then revert to some other behaviour (hence yo yo dieters). The message is quite simple but not instant, watch what calories you stick in your mouth and balance them with the number you burn. His point about burning two thirds of your daily calories by sitting there simply existing, and that exercise then inevitably leads to rest and / or eating was valid. But could have been taken as 'don't exercise', by those still seeking the lazy magic bullet.

thin gravy

very mixed message from the SDL, wanting foreignors out but happy to wear england shirts luckily most of them will be too thick to actually vote

you're telling me you don't wear a cock clock? ....on the third stroke....

well, I've quoted myself from earlier, which is probs bad form..... it was nowhere near that straightforward - they kicked us out and kept us kicked out and insisted as we were kicked out we weren't members and therefore had no right of appeal....and on it went....right up to the High Court last week where the judge tore the Welsh FA a new arse, told them they were acting illegally and contrary to their own rules and were to reinstate us and awarded us costs (thank f! 'cos we used quite a pricey legal team!). upshot was we were put in Div 3 but 20 of our 21 players had declined to sign forms for other teams hoping that right up to the line we would be reinstated, so at 3 days before season start the team was re signed and papers lodged and we played our first game yesterday we won 8:0 (there was an element of proving a point involved) better than the 8:0, the club is now owned by the fans and the franchise paperwork is ours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQMIXGRjaw for the kids

I hope somebody at Arsenal has got Arsene on suicide watch for tonight. On the radio he sounded like a beaten man.

30 points 2 players yet to play

don't use any, just bang it straight on e-bay

same thing truly winds me up Radio news a week or two ago 'they' allowed a tory apologist to announce that inflation and cost of living was still higher than pay rises but not widening by as much as last year - so things are getting better. NO they are still getting worse you liar and/or thicko

Your wrist looks like an old man's penis. that's not my wrist

There was a substantial woman on the tv last night on some programme about fat and food portions and exercise. She was explaining how she had a problem all her life but would 'literally do anything, anything, to lose weight'. She then went on to explain that she'd tried the weight loss pills that stop you extracting fat from food. The only problem was you had no control over when the non absorbed fat slid out of your arse. Or, in her words 'I would have fried chicken in the night, take my pill, but in the morning it would be all over the bed'. I'd suggest that if you were prepared to do 'literally anything' to lose weight, you might lay off the fried chicken.

by coincidence my watch strap broke last week so I popped into Clas Ohlson on Monday and picked up a beauty for £5.79 **** yeah! the actual watch isn't really out of focus....

As a kid working in a hotel that regularly hosted the Radio 1 Roadshow, he was known for being a randy menace. Peter Powell however, appeared to be a really nice relaxed guy. Oh yeah, thems the circles I move in. Second biggest tip I ever got was off the Roadshow crew. Highest tip was Eric Ericsson, roady for Paul Weller.

you do realise it's a bloke don't you?

Aston? do you mean whole league pyramid, or Prem? 'cos I really want to say Port Vale

I'm a bit annoyed at using the phrase 'almost infinite', but I'm cool with cheese playing a monkey piano. Almost infinite is fairly unique.

an almost infinite number of stars and planets does not mean that somewhere out there a cheese is playing a monkey piano