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chrisp65

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  1. I have a glut of all sorts of varieties of tomatoes, so this afternoon I'm going the FMCC full middle class word removed: drying and storing them in various oily potions.
  2. Wait 'til you really need to go, sit down, push it down, piss, then have 2 minutes catching up with whatever you do on your smartphone - then come back here and tell me it wasn't relaxing. I'm toying with the idea of full gender reassignment.
  3. with ref to the 5p bag tax, don't panic! it really isn't a big deal and is actually a bloody good idea that is very easy to adapt to. Though I note for some reason the english are being given at least 18 months warning to get used to the idea, not sure why? Oh, and deciding it will only be certain types of shops, that's a bizarre thing that can only lead to stupid headlines about two shops next to each other, one has to charge, one doesn't. Keep it simple, 5p per bag.
  4. Clarkson would be painting himself into a corner surely? He would either have to maintain the blokey comedy infotainment act and have policies demanding kids smoke if drinking whilst driving over French prostitutes, a la UKIP. Or he'd have to go all reasonable, thus confusing and alienating his natural supporter base.
  5. Circumcision can also help with streaming issues, but yes I absolutely have to concur with the big Levowski there, the sit down is underappreciated.
  6. Miranda is ok - but I suspect it's girl humour My other half has been to see it filmed and thought it was utterly fantastic.
  7. you appear to have 24 films in your top 20 !
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg8bRmGXUsU&list=RD02NnVOk-z8Bis
  9. what time would you like it to be on?
  10. A couple of originals, a few signed limited edition prints. The originals are a decent size for what that counts, I think we are / were talking several tens of thousands. I think he (RH) could very well be innocent, no idea or opinion, but it's the taint of the accusation that devalues them isn't it. I mean, would you let Kevin Webster service your wife's Scenic?
  11. ...then it's on to stage 5 of the 'always doomed' relationship - buying a puppy this will show commitment on both parts and give them a reason to stay in together because they are going to train it properly, together, oh yes they are ....then it's on to stage 6 - the bust up with one partner leaving, loudly, at 2:30am this involves fighting over the confused young dog by both standing in the street shouting it's name to see who it runs to yes, I have lived in bedsit land
  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ
  13. oooooh, Privateer you just mentioned something I hadn't clicked with! My boss / Director has invested a serios amount of money collecting Rolf Harris paintings. I must mention this, casually, at some point during the day......
  14. on buried or cremated: Whichever is easier and cheaper when I die, minimal fuss spend the money on something more useful than a cadaver. In fact, if it's of any use for medical students to have a little practise, crack on. The body is dead and I'll be somewhere far sweeter.
  15. Iv'e got a asterix and I'am not afraid to use it....*
  16. I'm guessing hubby doesn't get a special Sunday morning wake up 'cuddle'.
  17. bugger meant to, sounds interesting rrrrrrrrrreplay
  18. youch, a night for staying in and ordering pizza be careful
  19. chrisp65

    Syria

    He can ride into town stripped to the waste on a rhino to collect it.
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