chrisp65

I once spent time guarding a bullion store that was sans doors and sans alarms at the same time due to a slight logistics mis hap. A large stack of gold bars was cunningly hidden by throwing a sheet over it and putting a builders' radio and a paint pot on top of it. On a separate occassion I got locked in two different private security box stores in Manchester on the same day.

I had to borrow a twenty off my nipper on Saturday to go to the football.

My everyday, daily cuppa is Waitrose Decaf, black. It's spectacularly average. I have chosen Waitrose through a long complicated process that can't easily be summarised here, but essentially, it has a car park and is on my route home. My treat on a weekend is a bit of mid strength filter coffee which I take a bit of time over and enjoy whilst listening to some radio. People watching, a little tiny cup of expensive brown murk and a superior attitude.

Iceland? I have no idea what that means. Got confused by the not no yes homo neighbours question, so I might not be Icelandic really.

it's all come a long way since I faxed my penis to the folks in internal audit

Have I misunderstood the last few condem announcements? We don't have the money to give the nurses their 1% as previously agreed, but we are able to announce a few new tax breaks for people? I guess if we can stiff the nurses out of their 1% this might help fund the tax break that people can use to buy shares in the royal mail.

pumpkins, marrows, cabbages, leeks, toms and the last dozen spuds

I don't doubt its physicality, quite the opposite, panto is harder than it looks.

I tried to capture the glamour of a British Seafront (Leysdown, Sheppey) in October.

Dave & Sam? .....damn you page break! the mighty mighty Sam & Dave didn't especially care for each other apparently, don't know where I got that from, it's one of those nuggets in my head that are the reason I refuse to learn anything new related to work. i only have limited RAM and if I learn the new e-mail filing protocol I might forget something important, like Dave & Sam trivia.

Does anyone over the age of 12 like this american style wrestling stuff? I was at the football yesterday and two kids were talking about it but they looked mid teens, really surprised me they'd still be into it.

where is he? has anybody seen him?

I'm a bit freaked by my memory of this book - I'm fairly sure there was a bit of Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks but some sort of bio on Mick McManus? Big section on skiing too, not that dicking about on snow really counts as a proper sport!

It's like speedskating but on bikes on sand/dirt and you can die. Though still quite dull. ...and the bikes don't have breaks... it's redkneck sport for scandinavians and it was my fave chapter in my ITV World Of Sport Annual sometime around '74 / '75

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDLGVLD9cUs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQb6iYCa9Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtjdUaXKepM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo-jq3eOFVU

for Levi... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TjoxYnt9ADY

Always disliked golf, but a few years ago decided I 'needed' to do golf to further my career and do all the networking bollix. Got a set of clubs ff my Director in the office (it gave him a legit reason to buy a new set), and set about learning. Lots of hours later, lots of baskets of balls up the range and a few games down the road I suddenly realised it wasn't for me in any guise or for any reason. The couple of golf clubs I had visited were exactly as I had imagined them to be, one had a separate dining area for 'lady members'. Jacked it in and sold the clubs I'd been given. Fishing however, buys you some peace without the sudden realisation you've been sat on the loo for 20 minutes and may have been missed.

dial a duel do deals on dual duels over jewels

Dodgy journalist exposed by dodgy journalists is not sufficient to detract from the fact that the Mail is a bitter little fascist sympathising hateful rag, always has been, sadly probably always will be. The essence of this original story is that a paper that loves Britain so much that it has a stream of photos of its young girls and women on its website has become a pathetic parody of itself and has no shame in 'exposing' the the teenage thoughts of a parent of a political leader whilst that paper itself, at roughly the same time, wanted Britain to be fascist. ! wouldn't wipe my arse with Mail in case some of its stunted bullying worrying world view rubbed off. In that respect, I guess this story changes nothing.

I'm determined to kick my Blondie obsession one way or another

if it's a house rabbit make sure you give it a good clean with an alcohol based wipe before you have a go

take her dad out the back garden for a man talk once out there, lightly touch the front of his trousers and whisper 'we both know where this is going' you'll learn a lot about him really quickly

'kin ell guys, who sucked all the fun out of the thread? (personally I blame thatcher)