chrisp65
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spent a small fortune on Asda's best earl grey breakfast tea I guess the word Asda in the title should have been a clue....it just tasted like vending tea
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i.e. the one's that actually know what they're talking about are ........
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what tea with a scone?
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yep, jam then cream
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but people do eat curry with their fingers? how would that further my arguement? is mulligatawny or however you spell it curry soup?
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I'm good with pastry, I have cold hands. But you can't translate it across, from pulling pork. If you can, then I demand to know how you eat soup. I am that scum bastard. best cheesecake: straight new york.
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well all hail the yanky fast food method of man handling people's food I guess they put peanut butter and chocolate spread on it too, and maybe a sparkler and 3 litres of Mr Pibb
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the whole party system is gash the best two candidates by a stand out country mile in my area are the tory and the Plaid candidate but to vote for either of them on their local issues means you get the likes of Cameron by default similarly, if the Labour candidate here was any good, a vote for that person would land me with Moribund
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I endorse the two fork method really quite easy for somebody with basic middle class cookery skills incidentally, it was a big success: slow roast, pull apart with two forks like a proper grown up, a quick flash fry with a little bit of oxo, paprika and honey - kids devoured it
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old lady in the supermarket just pulled a donkey choker of twenties out of her bag when do people get to the state where they are physically feeble and start carrying around what must have been about £600 in cash in a shopping bag anyway....I'm £600 up on the day, so all good!
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attacked it with a special pork attacker! but that wasn't what I was after turned out I was after 'pulled pork' so all I need to do now, is put pulled pork into google.......
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anybody ever cooked crispy pork? I don't mean a pork joint with crackling, I mean as a substitute for crispy duck. My guess at present is to cook it as standard and then attack it with a fork.
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it gets easier guys I've got Radio 6 on full volume playing 'The Great Escape' to get mine outta bed. Next step is a pointy sticky and bacon.
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I was very reasonable, I had an extra 30 mins in bed and still got up 30 mins early. Kids now of an age where one won't wake up without the smell of lunch being ready and the other is up early and independently to gain unfettered access to Mario Kart and Donkey Kong.
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Windsor davies has two brothers, Stuart and Tudor.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslV5asj_yM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjyuDYtAtk
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I've been to a cracking game of football today. 15 minutes and 2 stops up the trainline, we won 1:4, shouted and sang for the full 90 minutes, everyone on good form. good laughs 6 weeks of lesson planning then repeat for the rest of the long, safe, pensioned career? Don't forget the morning blowjobs from the tasty milf secretary (hmmm, looks up teacher training colleges)
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6 weeks of lesson planning then repeat for the rest of the long, safe, pensioned career?
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People who let off fireworks really late, and by that I mean after the bedtime of all people who should be interested in fireworks. A tit a few blocks away from ours started their little fireworks display just before midnight yesterday. I guess that's enough time to wander back from the pub, have a snack and then entertain their neighbours with fireworks. Hopefully they didn't horribly and painfully burn themselves in a fashion that will teach them a good long lasting lesson on being anti social idiots.
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This "ahem" massage parlour you are running, is there a lot of trade at the moment then? I've got an opening at 10 if you're interested. Top down, handy shandy, bon voyage.
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double whammy this week, a snotty passive aggressive client wanted some work done quickly so I quoted him a really high hourly rate, last brought out of the cheeky quote box in 2009, but he had to accept it 5:00pm today he's e-mailed me and confessed he sent me the wrong information so I'll have to start again double bubble on top hourly rate!
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#getwiththetimesgrandad be careful, he'll send you a really abusive telegram stop
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although that particular one is for gonorrhea
