chrisp65

Perhaps it would help the economy if we all stood on street corners and employers could drive by and pick the ones that look most efficient and compliant on a daily basis. I for one would be happy to also have a sign around my neck stating my personal hourly rate I'd work for.

I'd suggest if it's your aunt, any hole is the wrong hole. It's a little rule I go by.I've got a similar rule for dead people and dolphins.

I'm not sure anyone really wanted to know? I for one didn't really need to know, but if that's true, that you're shagging a relation because she reminds you of your mum, man, you supporting the wrong team.

I'll be honest, I thought the Isle of Wight was bigger than that, you can see individual people on it.

What?...Americans You're Coventry Street. We invented the game. The UK version is no different from any of the other regional or theme knockoffs. yes, but we invented america it's a fact, no amount of if's or but's will change this

Ingram's absolutely right, just relax Stef, it'll all turn up in good time. Enjoy the journey and don't over think it. good luck

It is funny now, we've even got a little song come chant about it, but having to explain to my boss at the time why I was in the paper as a banned football supporter wasn't a great feeling. It was agreed with him that he would lift his ban ........ if I promised to start attending again. That might give you some insight into the logic and reasoning skills of the guy. We've got another song about a Chinese guy found living in one of the club store rooms. Sat there, in just his underpants, on a mattress surrounded by crisps. I refuse to imagine what the hell was going on there, but I'm sure it was all legitimate.

The Barry town story only tells half of it. Amongst a thousand bizarre acts he banned me at one point, posted it on the official website and informed the local newspaper that ran a story naming banned football supporters. First I knew about it was when my boss called me in and asked me to explain myself. Anybody care to hazard a guess what I was banned for? That's right, non-attendance. .....the club is finally ours, fan owned, he didn't get a penny for it.

delayedaids

never presume any given set of genitalia

never bite it never, ever, bite it

Jeremy Kyle, Episode 6 series 7 2005: When Sperm Clinic Throwback Mix Ups Attack

they'd make a lovely purse, or a gentleman's personal 'relief' pocket

I'm the same with murder, if I'm away on my toes before they hit the ground, then I class that as an edgy social meet up.

It was a joke. Take it easy. It was good aids rhymes with......? Take it easy? I was going along with it in an (obviously) light hearted way. I've always thought 7 Up was very likely to cause aids

yeah, that about sums it up, really tried to get into it, wasn't happening. I gave up 5 / 10 mins after the big log into the nuts.

we'd have all missed out on that wonderful christmas album

the wettest, dullest day in modern hostory, but the swans kept doing their thing

squirrel, today

Lennon would have disappeared up his own arse as an art installation, Hendrix would be on his 9th supergroup, Cobain would still be shite.

In that I wear clothes outside, the clothes are fairy normal, I broadly obey the rule of law and I'm not offensive to people who are patently a waste of time, yes, I clearly care enough to get by.

turns out they weren't just screwing us, they were screwing each other, the absolute complete literal definition of hypocritical lying scumball lowlife

bush trim five dolla!! last you long time

couple of my mates go over fairly regularly and watch St Pauli trying to get some sort of link up going with our local club if you want to watch a lot of european football, get yourself a job at the tax: good pay and a backlog of work. The backlog of work is 'interesting' in that when it gets quite bad they are offered overtime, but they aren't allowed to be paid so they get time and a half off in lieu. So, on Monday they realise there's loads of work, ask people to work Saturday and Sunday, they agree - and as compensation they get a Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday off! Good pay and even more leave than teachers.