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Tony in not a heartless Tory bar steward shocker! he'll have put it on expenses and added a handling charge

deliciously too soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCkNu9OxThc

not automatically they don't I spent £50 on an officer and a gentleman outfit and velcro speedos, another £80 on a chrome pole and £6 on nutella to date, I'm £136 down

I do have others, but they were the only pair with a wallet in the pocket.

'Bama gig was a sell out and I left the tickets home. After a few attempts at e-mailing myself pdf's of barcodes and other smartphone wizardry it basically came down to having to phone my wife and ask if it was at all possible if she might not mind in her own time, driving into town with the tickets. That was hurdle number 1 cleared. Hurdle 2, was 4 tickets between 5 of us. Sat in a pub a little distance from the gig discussing various schemes for getting 4 in on 5 tickets, the lead singer walks in for a quiet pre gig coffee. We told him our sorry tale and he sorted us out with a place on the guest list. Mr Larry Love, you are a saint. Gig was just as immense as expected.

I have found my trousers! It would appear that when I got home, I took them off in the hall and hung them on a coat hook under the stairs.

I get the feeling Villaguy may have gone a bit Apocalypse Now on us....

or get new cats when you get back I could catch and ship a couple of the one's that shit next to my pond.

no, no, I didn't quote you directly 'cos it wasn't aimed at you it was a generality AND it was aimed at the guy with the sign (doubtless wearing denim from China)

The fact that you can prove with science that the rule i before e except after c, is wrong.

you can get all pious about it or you can do your little bit if more people did their little bit, we'd all be in a better place

Alabama 3 tonight it's a tricky one, I need a sturdy filling meal before I advance to the pub hours in advance of doors opening.....but I also want to fit into my dancing pants I've had the foresight to put 'out at meeting' in the office diary for tomorrow.

we'd give you the bumps, but we couldn't organise the rota

You've got to take your hat off to somebody that would go for an interiew about doing your bit, volunteering, without considering the tiny possibility that Eddie Mair might ask what you personally do. Another sad example of how politicians say 'us' and mean 'you'.

I'm actually aiming to be the world's oldest man. Rather chuffed today as I set a PB.

No. I'll buy a Big issue, in the past I've handed over my sandwiches once or twice (literally once or twice). But actual cash feels like a bad idea. ....yeah, as said above, happy to have a chat and a laugh and not ignore people....

15% off in Asda basically people popping their load for money off shit they don't need

Are we still on for tomorrow, Ginko? All I'll say on the matter, is you can screen grab off snap chat. Just, you know, be aware.

might want to clean the crumbs off those trays before they go out

relax kids, morpheus was still on the tit in his 40's plenty of time to worry about age when you start sitting down for a 2 minute piss

I formally endorse this post. I have no knowledge of Southern Trains, but given the pin point scientific fact of the other 6 I'm bound to conclude it is a good sound point.

Sordid details, please. Candle wax? Flogging? The clue was in the post... job was looking at someone's extension, meat will be pork.....

up at the crack of 9:30, private job to earn a little cash, off for a pub lunch now, footy this afternoon, butcher's later for a hunk of meat to roast for tomorrow's big lunch before tomorrow night's gig. weekends are the bomb, as I believe us kids under 60 say