Well, I was going to write something about how being a minister for the arts or similar would bump your salary up to £79k.
But I was wrong, being a minister adds a further £79k to your basic £65k, there's a few ministries I'd happily head up and blunder through a year of reviews to pick up £145,492.00
Failing that, I could step in and be a second deputy to the chief whip of the opposition, this must be a fantastically difficult task, as it adds a further £26,600 to the insufficient £65,738 I'd otherwise have been scraping by with.
oooh, there's the job for me, deputy to the deputy speaker! how hard can being second reserve be for an extra £36,360 per annum?