chrisp65

yeah, I'd give the guy a hug tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqb-WteIqD0 aw happy days, early 80's, grubby clubs, pocket full of tic tacs in a money bag to look like you were popping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8rYBVk62I off down a different avenue thanks to Mr80 there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHvyKsduiFc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-qnMghThc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfaO-7WJYk

In the last couple of months I've been involved in spec'ing and detailing two refurb roofs for two listed buildings very close to Chesil Beach. One was pretty much all my research, drawing and supervision. The other got tangled up with Listed Buildings / Conservation / English Heritage planning permits and had to be done to their 'exacting standards' and their 'proven detailing'. 'Their' roof is being repaired this week. They've told the roofer to simply copy my roof across the road. get in

I would still choose manual by preference over an automatic every time. I've got a sort of auto that can be used as a clutchless manual. It drives in auto unless I start waggling the gearstick, in which case it acts like a manual. It also has normal, sports and comfy set up. Rather telling, that I've defaulted to always auto on the middling standard setting. Every now and again I drive my wife's manual car, just to laugh at what cars were like in the old days.

the one critical difference between him and you bunch of loser pervs.........that really was him

fake Joey Barton on twitter is just fantastic such great as 'smashed an old lady in the face with a tin of beans today' my own personal zenith was reached today, my deeply insightful tweet on Villa was included (amongst about 200 others) in Mat Kendrick's Mail article

stand up for yourself BOF push her button

splittin' the billlllll it could catch on

Do you want a date with Leemond? He'll buy you a curry before DHUTWU he's right, thats exactly how it would go...well I wont buy you a curry we can split the bill but atleast he'd do it in a really insulting Bristol Pirate accent, so she felt more comfortable with a whitey

I'm thinking there's some sort of vaguely sexual innuendo or symbolism in that gif, but I can't quite put my finger on it

oooooh, beat me to it

I wouldn't want him teaching my kids. Lord knows what stuff he'd be spouting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN5ZEHBRnj4

tis a **** minefield ain't it I didn't even realise it was ok to use the word 'brown'

So, a couple of hours ago I was in a Currys / PC World in Chatham. I was looking for a flipflange for my gizbot, I engaged the helpful young assistant in conversation and he found one that fitted, great, a positive visit with a positive result. But then, then, right at the end having had a chat about business phones he asked where my accent was from. "Wales", I answered (it's actually very BBC newsreader neutral, he was clearly very perceptive of accents). "Where's that?" he said.....WHERE'S THAT!* I know I'm setting it up for lots of jokes on where it is, but this guy was not some east european or asian new guy struggling with the language or culture. This was a regular home grown early twenties bloke capable of operating a till and reading the spec on a box of cables. I was walking out of the shop, wondering if he would know what Nuneaton was, nevermind where it was. * I did check he'd heard me properly though my strong celt / kent hybrid accent and yes, he knew I'd said Wales. So I said it was over the west, by Bristol.

I thought Drive was excellent. Another film that allowed a bit of space, so clearly not one for the adht generation.

it's £3 in Asda that's about 27 euros 6 pfenigs I'd imagine

They should at least stop treating drug problems on the NHS. If you're stupid enough to turn to drugs, that's your problem, not the tax payer's. yeah, and people that smoke and drink and eat too much and drive too fast and go out and look at the big waves or end up with shagging pox or get stuck up a mountain in a tee shirt

we're screwing over x (any group calculated not to be tory voters) so that hard working britons (i.e. tory voters) can carry on largely as though the banks didn't crash the country or hard working britons (i.e. potential labour voters) know that the cost of living is going up and up yet tories don't care as they are toffs not north london intellectuals like wot we are, comrades

On a serious note daz, you should try and use two different drill bits if you have tile to get through. A glass or tile drill bit if you can (a wood bit probs will also work), then a masonry bit once you're through the tile. Have the drill on a smooth setting for the tile, then a hammer setting for the masonry. Also, old blokes working in local DIY shops usually genuienly love you asking questions that let them give the benefit of their knowledge to some kid. The plumbers supply shop down the road from me loved my little visits when I decided to have a bash at doing a bathroom and a kitchen!

The 7:39 on BBC1 is like that First time he got on the train was Weybridge station and now he just got off at Woking... You'd think Mrs H would have been impressed with my powers of observation but she just yawned and went upstairs to bed muttering under her breath wimmin watch telly different to blokes they're all like 'ooh, I hope he doesn't betray 20 years of trust with a woman that has cheap highlights' and we're all like 'ha! you couldn't shag her up the bum on a pendolino because there is no baggage car after the '97 model upgrade'