chrisp65

Bane? I'm guessing the picture and 'Bane' are sci fi references.

I can see that chips would cause you problems.

they decide how many chips your getting and whether you get custard skin them girls got all the power they need

pull yourself together

I'm having a retro evening, I just pushed Vettel off the track at Suzuka on F1 2009 ...... on the Wii. Possibly the only wii game that doesn't involve dancing to Abba, tennis or building your own zoo.

see, it's irresponsible posts like that which are causing Stef's mum to question how much laundry he's getting through

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !

even if he did get out even if they gave him a new identity even with his £47 release grant even with social or sheltered housing his life will be an institutionalised pointless wreck let him have his twenty years of total freedom bumping along the bottom with his crappy prison health those twenty years might just really really show him what he's missed out on living I think we get the punishment in these type of cases just about right the vast majority of the time.

I invented a thoroughly awesome decorating tool that perfectly illustrated why humans have taken command of the earth. I took a professional long handled decorators scraper, about 400mm long with twin easy grips. Using masking tape I then lashed a quality paint brush to it. Thus allowing me to relatively safely reach over the cavernous and treacherous stairwell to paint the inaccessible out of reach bits of wall. However, due to the wide scraper blade, it won't dip into my pot of paint. So now I've had to go to the fridge, empty the mushrooms out of their carton and dispense some paint into the wider plastic pot. Now I need to find a container for my mushrooms.

If it wasn't for you and Levi, I'd be on like 17 likes. Like. I'd quite happily have the 'like' function removed from my account. I'm so shallow I keep a track of my total and fret if I've written a killer line and nobody has 'liked' it, or even worse, I've ended up one short of a little gold star.

just....... thrown at me by the nun I goosed poured up my bum by an organic farmer getting into dairy colonics as a sideline turn to cheese over the course of a week now for the lulzz we need an ending to this story...

Greater than the sum of their parts? The very definition of a top band.

ball burst in 'robust' tackle home win against niggly local opposition great shouting / singing including crowd fave 'Chinese in his underpants' top of the league game in hand GF +70 GD +59 a night out in the old home town

The stupid part of it all is, you spend ages chasing down the pretty one getting mud and crap on your dancing shoes and potentially ruining your best slacks, but then it's facing away from you. Thinking about it, just go for the ugly one with a limp and save your time and energy.

No invite as far as i know. She deserves the spotlight hmmmm

4 cans of redstripe for £10 is the default drink of choice at the Globe last time, this resulted in me phoning a taxi, using the office account and password and running up a £60 bill for a grand tour

You think they confused it with angel cake ? Contentment and oneness, people buy the shit they are instructed to that is advertised at them in the belief it will get them where they want to be. Actually, all along, every lunging credit stretching splash in the cold grey greasey water to grab the passing mass produced plastic amazon and e-bay flotsam of life only pushes their dirty dinghy of despair further out into the dying polluted ocean of corporate consumer monkey hell. People that buy angel delight, or nail gloss or this year's cut of denim or xbox games or luxury branded pasta are just dead inside, bleeding out over their facebook timeline and hoping to find the hashtag zombie cure. But Tesco don't sell zombie cures, Asda don't sell zombie cures, Harvey Nicks or Starbucks or Dunkin' Flunkies don't sell zombie cures. They sell the fetid filth that fills our lungs, hearts and souls with an addictive creeping nicotine of stuff, stuff and more stuff. Saying that, I do like that jam steam pudding sponge they do in tins.

Those Yellowman and Dillinger tickets are flying out the shops apparently. That'll be a good crowd.

We had lots of relatives in and around Stafford, lots of happy memories of staying up late at family parties, surrounded by what to me were Brummie accents and being allowed a beer with Slade being cranked up to 11.

Come to think of it, my little brother has sort of frizzy hair and whenever he walks into a room he shouts 'well aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllright!' I'll have to check what year that was.

What does he like most about Shittingbourne? I'd imagine it's difficult to choose between the 24 hour Asda or the, er, ermmmm, well I guess that's it.

Sittingbourne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4jQrofnBI get yer funk on

my mum ended up backstage with Slade - my dad went frackin' nuts I distinctly remember there being 'atmosphere' the next day around a night out they'd had when I was a kid. It became a standing joke in the family, whenever it went quiet at a big family event my dad would just shout out 'what happened behind that door at Slade?' to which my mum would always respond 'I got you a poster didn't I?'