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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrFIK7GWxHI&index=31&list=AL94UKMTqg-9D9gzc7Sdgha6WBNtj5flek

I bought a £4.75 bottle of 'House Chardonnay' from Sainsbury for a laugh. It's bloody excellent. This is going to turn into a session.

Worst superhero name ever. Look, I don't think I can stop Squidboy destroying Londinium, but I can throw in a free set of mats. We good?

my missus rates Leeds for shopping (and she's not a natural girly girl shopper), it has an interesting old arcade shop system I think it does have a couple of decent indian restaurants

Couldn't agree more. It's absolute bollocks how they get away with it. Where ever possible, I buy direct from the venue. If you can buy in person, you also save on postage. Not the most convenient granted, but it stops you having to pay the robbing bastards as much. agreed here too but there's a way around it go to local gigs and buy the tickets from local shops (I know, I know, local shops for local people), it keeps the money in the loop and doesn't bleed it all off to the hangers on and glorified touts with web pages

I think Fulham will have done well to get to 30 points at the end of the season from here. That leaves 2 to go down. Cardiff need to gain 7 points more than us over their next 9 games, they could actually still get over the 40 line but it would need an epic change of form. Sunderland are interesting, because of our league position, Sunderland are either now playing top half teams and therefore could struggle, or they are playing teams below us which means either team losing or both drawing is a result for us. If we can pick up our sensible winnable points (if!), then it's all gravy from here and we should see the old Villa foot off the peddle make return around about mid April.

is it true that there was a printers error and if you turn it over it lists all the trophies and titles that Villa have won?

you can never know how it might pan out the company I work for has two really big Clients, the one I'm looking after is a major pain in the rear and tbh, if I did something to lose the account it would hit our marketing material and company CV far far more than it would hit the bottom line, we regularly discuss whether to decline work when work is still scarce, it just invariably ends up with us working at break even or worse by the end of the job

I'd have sacked you and then chucked all your stuff out of the window. (good for you, I'd imagine its a bit of a better weekend coming up than you'd thought)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bif2q_Zo3-4 A few years ago I'd had quite a successful day and so had been out celebrating, on the tube back to some hotel somewhere I found myself sat opposite Shelley. Being utterly wasted I was happy to tell him that I recognised him, that I loved him, but that for the life of me because of my state I couldn't remember his name. He was very gracious and said not to worry about it. Then, being on the Northern Line he asked if I was getting off at Cam Lock, no I'm going up further I'm off to bed. He then persuaded me that what I should do was get off at Cambden with him and see if I could find anyone that new his name by standing in the road and shouting 'out come the freaks'. Clearly this was a great game, off we both got, stood in the road and shouted 'OUT COME THE FREAKS'. Nobody told me his name but in under 1 minute I was offered drugs, sex and tapped up for a tenner. We shared a hug and went out separate ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL0dJjYg9rs spend all your money on a new tailored suit, and I mean all your money, to the point where you have to put tic tacs in a little bank change bag when you go out 'cos you've got no money for anything more than one pint of thin lager

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Qd1KA89II come on, let's re learn those basic northern soul steps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO5-w3540H8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPE1rEdAdI

Keys Gig to launch new album, 6th April I'll be there (note: Keys, not 'the black keys', a little bit like the black keys, but real and touchable) The Keys sound like Spiritualized swapping notes with The Zombies in Roky Eriksson’s studio, having eaten enough psychotropics to invoke the ghosts of Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa. oh yeah, £6, cost is no indicator of quality

cappucino?

'sactly **** middle class hippies

whats all this stuff about a cover letter? I don't remember CV's needing them before, is this some new stuff that they expect? what sort of stuff should I put on that? Dear Sirs, I've written up my CV, it's on the next page. Enjoy! Yours, Mr Mond2008

a campaign is being organised locally to stop the development of solar panel farm apparently a large array of pv panels will upset all the nesting birdies FFS, let's just stop any uk power production and hope the ruskies send us more gas at lower prices

ha! wrong shrooms everyone claims to be an expert

hey, very very best of luck I'd suggest you don't need to put your school down. I would make a virtue of your long employment in one place. This is proof of loyalty and a desire to stick to a task and get it done, proof that you've enjoyed working as part of a team. It's only now that you've decided you need to be stretched a little more and look for new challenges. You know, biased bullshit that puts you in a good light. If you have ever done any sort of voluntary work, helping out on an office give n gain day, a charity run, made soup for feckless tramps 6 years ago, anything, big it up like your Princess Diana but with a soul. If you have any sort of exclusion orders, if there are parts of town with schools where you're not allowed to loiter, no need to mention that.

same scene this morning

it's not the size of the cabinet that matters, it's the quality of the prix

They've called it Shooting Star Heskey, it's expected to miss us by a few thousand miles.

asteroid will pass closer to the earth than the moon, 9:00pm this evening