chrisp65

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZEQXOFa-M&feature=youtu.be

I picked up the CD talking book of Che Guevara, but its really disappointingly bland. The deadpan delivery doesn't help, but then the material isn't exactly Alien vs Predator. Typical extract (to be read in a flat disinterested style): January 20th: I have spoken to Jorge on a number of matters. January 22nd: I have sent Ernesto a letter covering a number of points. January 24th: There is a need to inform the men on a several aspects of our situation. January 26th: We have caught a pig and a turkey. Janaury 28th: We have eaten the turkey for breakfast. I have received a note from Xavier containing items for my attention. good grief

our sports centre / leisure centre is now run by a 'private enterprise' reception has been replaced by a coffee shop and you can now sit poolside with a cake where they used to sell swimming goggles and squash rackets there are now three vending machines same miserable mumbling disinterested staff, but now in red polo shirts not green

I hope your girlfriend doesn't read this forum, Boy unfortunately, I was from a boringly stable family background with the added complication of a small house and a dad that worked odd shifts, I had to get a job so I could buy a Morris Marina cassette player masses of space vinyl seats I went from zero to sex hero in approximately 3 days when I bought that car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkEO7hzALY

Def give it another go mate. Loved budapest, would be thrilled to go back. As for me 1) Paris. What a dump. Rude and unhelpful people and teh city is dirty. Food was crap as well 2) Prague. Was nice in certain parts but very sleazy. Felt like just being in giant brothal 3) LA. The less said about that poxy city the better. What a dive different people on different days, but my visit to Paris last summer was a delight and clearly the opposite of your experience (I'm not saying yours is wrong at all, it's a big old place and being a city it can contrive to show you a truly shitty bad time) but on my visit the people were far far more friendly and communicative than previously (I think their economy made my stinky british money a bit more desirable), the place was immaculate and the food was great everywhere except Disney and their nasty expensive hot dogs But then we did sort of 'observe' all the stuff that could make it horrible, I showed the kids the street hawkers just as the police turned up to break up their pavement sales - the kids thought it was cool that there was a whistle, the guy jerked a string on his sheet displaying little Eiffel towers and it scooped them all up duffle bag style and he was running in about 0.3 of a second chased by lycra clad police on mountain bikes. Proper street theatre. Later we watched a guy filling bottles from the Seinne then flogging them to tourists for 1 euro - bargain! 50/50 chance we might go back this year - but you should never go back somewhere you really enjoyed. So we'll probs just do Rugeley.

a ref in our local league has gone the full postal Saturday he abandoned a game on 77 minutes having sent 5 players off from one team a 2 from the other. Last night he sent 4 off from one team and 1 from the other. Two of last night's sendings off were double yellows, in both cases he gave a yellow for dissent, then a second yellow when the guy laughed for being booked for dissent.

yes or go indoors or both, but then you might be too warm

Was he trying to get into other people's photos? Kept grabbing people's cups of Costa and running around with them held above his head.

Never been on e-bay, I wouldn't know what the page layout looked like to be honest. Similarly, I've never been on facebook and wouldn't know what that looks like, other than the little bit of a hint you get when you click on an FB link from twitter. oh, and whilst I'm at it I've never been on Instagram (if you can indeed go 'on' instagram) I've seen the amazon layout, though I've never bought anything from there (my missus however, causes their shares to dip if she leaves her Kindle to charge for an hour).

There was a fully grown middle aged man in the motorway services today in full Chelsea kit and a Chelsea jacket over the top and matching blue and white trainers. But it was better than that, he was stood in the entrance to M&S, finger on ear talking loudly into his hands free. ......but my heffing camera on the phone just refused to work.

90% .. Its aids 90% .. Its aids 180% aids? That's the worst kind! Nah, I've known people with 180 aids turn it round.

I do actually enjoy a bit of champagne. As a ranting lefty, should I feel guilty? I'm a sort of Ferrari's for everyone kind of communist. As long as they still eat pasties whilst driving.

there is a great article on they're of his wages think it was in the Indy I afforded myself a wry smile yesterday. Had a prominently positioned person of the non-left suffered such a premature demise, then there would be left ranters calling for scrutinisation of his expenses, to determine how much rich food and expensive wine had contributed to said demise. But that's the nice thing about the champagne of socialism. It's always free and completely unquestionable. I think you're struggling with this one.

every time some shitty little worker takes home more than state subsidised minimum wage, that's literally thieving the tomato and rosemary organic ciabatta out of the mouths of bosses and as we all know, if the bosses don't get millions and free Charlie blown up their arses they'll take their second homes elsewhere Bob Crow risked Britain's good standing in the world of the super rich transfer merry-go-round executive types

I wish the people looking out for my pay and conditions were similar utter cocks.

please tell me you weren't working

Completely off the scale, but I was once on a flight and the pilot announced we were going to stop in Egypt for fuel. As we were flying over the med he came back on air and said, for the eagle eyed you'll see we're over the med, we're going to Cyprus for fuel now. Later, having fuelled up and being in the air he came back on the tannoy to say 'for those that know their airports, yes, that was Athens'. I hadn't realised it was quite so random up there.

will Trent take Bob Crow off his avatar now and what will replace it? Len McCluskey maybe?

Brian Griffin used to sleep with her as well.. didn't have her down as a lover of boggle eyed racists each to their own

I'm off to find a café that appreciates my quiet cool sophistication but doesn't hit me with a twenty quid bill for salad.

but good old fashioned crowd pleasing rousing bollocks he knew how to please his home crowd I guess his last stunt will have been phoning Boris FM?

do you feel confident you could fart in silence?

captain of the reserves is a mixed review of someone's ability isn't it? our absolute best player we don't need

and clearly onto the lens too! it's not really that foggy in the office mmmm, all gone now, except the two that fell to the floor and disappeared, doubtless a few days from now they'll be rediscovered and somebody will think we've got rats or rabbits