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speaking as somebody that would consider themselves a little bit too left for labour, she gets away with some pretty shallow clunking offensive stuff

on saying nice or bland things about the dead the only person yesterday that appeared to find it difficult to say anything good about him was Shirley Williams who came over as quite a conflicted character She felt Benn had caused Labour to lose power and influence and had by division of the left conspired to let the tories in. Of itself, that's a fair argument. What she appeared oblivious to, having espoused how awful it was to let the tories in, she appeared to be forgetting she was currently part of a party that was currently actively in with the tories. Sadly, later in the evening, on Newsnight she was still of the opinion letting the tories in was bad (clearly old school and not reading the texts from HQ), but now she was sat next to Diane Abbot. Least said about Abbot the better.

mmmmmm, I've got a bit of a thing at the moment for the pre sliced factory plastic Lidl emental / gouda / edam I guess I might be preggo

poof

it was a swan that did Dave Whelan's leg

ha ha I had a text from my missus asking if I could bunk off for a half day and have beans on toast for lunch I had my beans on toast

and now the kids want to know why I'm laughing: this bloke on the internet, did a shit on a swan and killed it

Fixed. Double fixed. especially that tv toilet of a show, Jackass, once a fairly decent novelty idea but later just dickheads getting minor cuts having dwarves nail their junk to Labradors on skateboards feeexed

yeah yeah, central reservation I meant! no my apologies, sat in Bromsgrove I always think of Brum as 'inside' the M42 perhaps I meant in or around the notional M5 / M42 Birmingham area with train and road links but space for a big building with a Premier Inn. Perhaps Detroitwich?

That's a heck of a piece of prime real estate. You do wonder, if that could be sold off and a modern efficient version built within the M42 that included hostel rooms so they didn't have to go looking for hotels when they work late.

incidentally, I'm not chuffed with my antics as a kid it was the 70's, stuff was different back then Like when 'we' accidentally smashed out my mates teeth and left him, passed out, on his mum's doorstep. We were playing war, I spotted him hiding at the bottom of a grass bank so I found a large stone and did an exaggerated over arm grenade throw, shouting 'grenade!'. He popped his little 10 year old head up over the bank to see what I was doing and caught the stone full square in the mush. Who looks up on the shout of grenade? Not a natural soldier. Anyway, we took an arm or a leg each, carried him back to his house, laid him on the floor, rang the doorbell and ran like hell.

thanks for not leaving me hanging there Gareth! I'll get you a like when I've done writing. Crabageddon: You take a length of fishing line down the Old Harbour. You whack a limpet off a rock and tie it's buggered up carcass on the string. You then go from rockpool to rockpool plopping it in and crabbing. Once you have a bucket full of crabs you set out your arena. This is usually one of the natural dips or hollows in the grassy verge. You tip your bucket of crabs into the hollow. For extra flourish, some people would at this point set light to the grass around the crabs. Then you get a hand full of pebbles each..... crabageddon it was a brutal place to grow up and if I caught kids doing that now I'd give them my sternest stare

A really good Godzilla? Or one where they can't decide from scene to scene from shot to shot what actual size and scale it should be?

It did stay with me though, that's the point. All these years later I still recall it. From the fascinatingly gruesome, an eyeball on a bit of stringy stuff to the woman that was crying. We also got to a point where for some reason we found out days later the RSPCA wear uniforms and from there we convinced ourselves that they would investigate and hunt us down. Didn't occur to us that the police might be just as interested because of the cars! For weeks I wore different clothes if we were going to the park, so I'd have an alibi. I guess nobody wants to know about crabageddon?

yeah but if he stuck to 67mph and coasted on the down hills.....

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the last two lines of Bicks comments above are really the only sensible contribution that can be made in this thread at this time we don't know Pistorius, we don't know the culture, he looks guilty from what we're being given to speculate on

No confessions thread, so I'll stick it here. Talk of life in the 1970’s elsewhere has reminded me of this one: We were playing football in the park and there was a guy driving around in a really loud ‘cool’ beach buggy. But we were only getting glimpses between parked cars everytime he zoomed past. So we contrived on his next pass that we would kick the ball out so he had to stop and we would get a proper look at the car. Around he came, we kicked the ball and randomly from nowhere a big brown Labrador type dog gave chase. The ball was kicked way too early and bounced happily across the road. The dog was hit by the beach buggy which launched the lightweight fibre glass car into the air, smashing into the back of parked cars. We all ran out of the park to see the mess. The dog had quite literally burst. Spectacular. A woman was by now kneeling next to the burst dog shouting that someone should get a vet. A bloke from one of the houses suggested she’d be better off with a bin bag. The beach buggy was stuck, mounted across the back of some other car that itself was pretty well smashed up. Glass everywhere, a gathering crowd, bits of dog stuck to the sides of cars. We collected the ball from a garden and decided we’d go down the beach.

crazy maverick fool with his stupid ideas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKIQ9LqHA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyiSS5sv634

ha! welcome to welsh night! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s73x28ywg

glad you like 'em, they're a heck of a little band, I'm going to see them at the Welsh Club in a couple of weeks they've knocked around locally for years, one of those super solid bands that never break out, new album out in a week or three here's them back in the day.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67yAKNPzruc and here's the one that usually gets the 150 people watching them in a good mood.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQjv-y9Iqq0

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