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well the Swansea Jacks have had a hell of a good weekend

will 8pints get his happy thought for the day in today? and will it involve pushing Lambert's head down a dirty toilet?

first time since 2012 that Swansea have won two in a row

trying to confuse my body muesli with cream on top now going for a swim followed by a giant slab of cake followed by a very salady lunch then football so a beer will be involved

When I was a kid (late teens) I worked in a hotel, I had a (modest) number of occassions where I'd get offered sex by middle aged women (I was 18 so my idea of middle aged was probably anything over 27). Quite blatant. I was even told a couple of times it was my choice if hubby stayed in the bar or joined us. Horrible.

my new friend (friend!!) up the allotment I suspect he's more interested in the soil I'm turning over than the conversation, but hey. Work abandoned today due to impressively vast swarm of bees. Hope Daf (that's his name, the one in the picture), hope Daf is ok.

yep, mixtapes through the post one of life's little joys oh, and for the car (even though I've got one of those i-pod socket things)

One day, they'll write one of them modern Operas about VT.

and judging by the angle of that, photo another £39.99 for the Maplins anus cam A buy you are itching to recommend? I think it's a sign of my advancing years that I can now happily spend time in Maplin or Clas Ohlson. But I'm yet to be convinced by the butt cam with 4 x zoom.

Hawkwind - Hurry On Sundown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q59FntObgek

and judging by the angle of that, photo another £39.99 for the Maplins anus cam

I wanted to quit my job as a baker....... but I kneaded the dough

we've plugged the old Wii console in for a bit of retro and I can still nudge Vettel off at the first corner of Suzuka without getting a stop penalty (F1 2009).

I guess there's a process of elimination to go through. What are you good at? What are your interests? Do you want to be your own boss or work in an existing structure? Do you want to be desk bound or do you need to get out a bit? Do you need time out to retrain or capital to set yourself up? From there you'll begin a process of elimination. One of my happiest buddies is a window cleaner. By window cleaner, I mean he's his own boss, fit as a fiddle, working local and picking up his kids from school most days, currently driving around in a new VW California. Other friends work for high flying Project Management companies in London, earn a fortune, work 12 hour days most days and hate themselves.

I always presume that any map that has substantial straight lines is telling me there was nothing there worth fighting over. That's not meant as an inflammatory statement, it just suggests there is no actual difference either side of that notional border. Good examples,Wyoming / Colorado / Utah and the excellent Mauritania / Mali / Algeria.

ah, pick n mix from a few shops off the beaten track. I called in favours and got a few different widths not just the usual 600mm, an island breakfast bar thing and a black stone double sink that matches (oh, and to go full bragging kitchen geek - a 7 ring double cooker also in black). Put it all together myself (took @*%$ months!).

PC, yay! I've just got home and there's a package in today's post, that'll get a proper headphones and beer listen later this evening whilst the kids are baiting celebrities on twitter and the missus is trying to hear what they whisper on BBC's production of Jamaica Inn for people that hadn't even realised they had a hearing problem. cheers! one goody in there, one find and it's all well worth the bother

Ryan Giggs has ruled himself out of taking the Manager's job at Manchester United on a full time basis. Apparently he wants to spend more time with his brother's family.

well I was hoping for a vox pop to tell me how Britain feels about it

you say that, but in reality if it hadn't been for twitter I wouldn't have known that 2 stars from TOWIE were opening the new Morrisons in Ruislip

there's much much worse out there, I mean really genuinely bad shit when I was a kid I had a Pinky and Perky album one day I played it on 33rpm like a normal album two blokes just talking the lyrics

is it doubly damning of Moyes that Everton are doing so well this year?

given the first 4 are all great I'm clearly going to have to find out about Bernards watch Fireman Sam, a program about a ginger boy from a single parent family that keeps doing attention seeking stuff that requires the endless attention of the single ginger fireman Sam. CSA would be all over that these days.