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John Calver Lare, died 1749, Woodbridge, Suffolk. I think that's the oldest one I found today, plenty appeared older but were totally unreadable. Our man John here was a Stay maker well that must have been a fun job for a bloke in the early 1700's making corsets for the ladies of the town.

Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. so if you have a calculator you can write 58008 and turn it upside down if you have a laptop you can write BOOBS and click images it's a close run thing, but I'm sticking with the laptop the way I see it, the calculator has a memory button and the laptop has a mammary button sorry, I've gone off on a tangent

summudy say streaking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO-Dlj5QqEg (courtesy of Xann)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrMGXwhFLk this should be a public information film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEitrZU-nCw

6 of us are supposed to be seeing these on Thursday in Cardiff ..... but I have a meeting just east of Ipswich that day so I've got to make sure that's wrapped up by 3pm to have a chance of getting back for a 9pm kick off - though apparently the last few nights they haven't got on stage until after 10pm so there is hope strangely, this might just be the weakest track on the album for me, who can resist the plaintive and delicate 'robots from hell' or the cracking good 'black crow'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3726plLDgvM do give this a listen, Sam Carter is an obsession of mine but despite a couple of near misses I still haven't seen him play live @Folkeast coming up in August and I might just manage that one

actually a debate on being proud to be english is probably not my field of expertise

I'm sure he's a great chap, but I'm happy to report that I would have no idea who he was if I was stood next to Jay Zed in a lift. I presume he would have a sports hat at a jaunty angle and lots of over sized Elizabeth Duke style jewellery.

Know your enemy, what sort of car is parking there? I've compiled an easy guide for you: Rat Car Fiat Bravo - this is a chav, a nail angled at 45 degrees under one tyre should see the scrote off Small new Peugeot or shiny Fiesta - caution, this could be a nice young lady parking on your property as a sort of 'come on' Berlingo - this is somebody's parent, once they've found and fixed the leak they won't bother you again American Muscle Car - there is a male prostitute in your block, frankly they can afford to pay a monthly rent for the spot Audi - probs a business suited hooray parking for free and catching a train - paint stripper required T90 battle tank - the east europeans downstairs have annexed you, did you remember to vote? Hopefully this will help you resolve the situation.

so just to move this on and away from whether a Ford penis is bigger than a german penis...... Maserati are apparently attempting to drop down into the 'affordable luxury exec' class with a 4 door diesel Ghibli for £46k. However, the one review I've read suggested it was a bit pants. On the bright side, that potentially means that the year 2017 sees 3 year old Maseratis available for sub £20k. Still wouldn't, but it's an interesting idea.

isn't Morpheus actually just Stefan's other account?

just remember, UKIP want to stop these fine singers entering Britain but how does the average Brit feel about Polish entry, eh?

For me that statement sums up an awful lot of what has been wrong these past few years. We've waited and waited for some decisive leadership. Then, when it arrives it's ambiguous and open to whatever interpretation you wish to push upon it. Not a born leader. When told we needed a spade, he promised future acquisition of the means to procure an indentation in some grounds at some point notwithstanding the price of garden tools in a market which has fluctuated since the need for a spade was first established by the Shummanite woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VRSAVDlpDI&feature=kp

or nipples

I just pretend I'm in stealth mode.

I don't see what Ketamine has to do with anything tbh.. well I just thought if somebody was going to mention PCP I would show my street cred and go with horse tranq I've had a conversation with a group of guys on K and it was scary because they were so used to it they just came over as slightly tipsy met them again an hour later and they turned down a couple of vodkas as they were 'off the booze on doctors orders'

Special K for the win

I'm confused now? Is it me? Can I form a supergroup where I get to share dAVe80's and Xann's record collections and they get to dig my allotment?

I don't hate him as such, he clearly loves the same club as me. But he is a bit of a dick too often. He's basically covered every option over the last couple of weeks and we all know that whatever happens he'll quote himself on one given day to show how clever he is. He'd make a great small town clairvoyant: I'm getting the letter G, anybody got a dead relative with a G? G? H how about H? it's a man anybody know a dead man? Or a a woman? J I'm getting a J? Is it a dog? Even today he's claimed he has to phone them in the morning for important info they won't release until later in the week. Yeah, that's exactly how it works. Phone a Talksport employee, tell them what's happening but ask them to keep it secret until Thursday. I like him but I wouldn't believe him.

Vincent Tan has revealed relegated Cardiff City now owe him £135 Million. To think I get stressed when I take a punt on a new shirt and it doesn't fit.

trouble is now, he's banned until he apologises to himself