I've got to admire the way that somehow they changed the rules. Way back in the old days when Villa were good and everybody wanted Jimmy Saville at their party you got to be king by calling out the guy that was currently king and killing him.
Then, somehow the present bunch got in and announced 'hey, not cool people', You can't go killing royalty. We fell for it.
Now this bunch of monarchs get to stay monarchs. No relegation.
In a true conservative Britain we'd all be able to bid in the next round. I'll wave at people from a car or a balcony for 9 months of the year and only charge £150,000 a month. Nice thing is, I've teamed up with G4S and if I get the gig I'm just going to employ some students and misfits to do a bit of occasional waving for me and charge it at the same rate.