Rob, that would be a good plan except it's my car (which he drives, I pay for and now I don't need as I work in London - brilliant).
Anyway, anyone know any good looking, financially stable, eligible bachelors who aren't complete knobheads?
There's your first mistake: good-looking, financially stable, single men, who are not knobheads, have just too many options for a viable long-term relationship.
Find some guy who is the pleasant side of hideous, who who will bring a bit of gratitude into the relationship and give you all the power.
Okay, he won't impress your mates but low maintenance is always the way to go, in the long-term.
Wow, as if I wasn't depressed enough already . So what you're basically saying is that there's no chance of me having a relationship with anyone vaguely eligible, and I should just cut my losses? Excellent.
you could just console yourself with a year of hookers and booze
then get yourself on plenty of fish and look up my mate Stephen Scuba