chrisp65

you could've saved on the expense of a card and just put the money on the end of the bed

27th June, 1970 first gay pride march, Los Angeles

Putting a big box over it doesn't make it bigger saggy flaps

CED you're bang on the money very often (61%) but bloody hell this time you've gone full the David Cameron with your decision making there are few things on earth finer than scraping the sticky bits off the inner paper wrapper of JG Cake

If The Trees goes on holiday, will we be able to trace him on the National Express website?

that bloke has hair though

as ever the eye wateringly high standards of some of the VT crew impress me to think we have people here that would turn Sophie down, I'm seriously impressed I used to think most guys here would be desperate grateful mingers, but it must just be me.

see, some people would have jumped out of bed and shot the missus in the head

always avoid the cream or coconut based dishes

Bit of a communication breakdown at the Ghandi. I was nursing the end of my pint waiting on my takeaway - they were keeping it warm out the back, waiting for me to finish my beer.

going up the Ghandi

CED is the funniest guy on VT so that would certainly make me lean more towards him than your 3 headed pay per view naked devil god if I'm honest.

will you be asking for money? that's a question I like to ask of any religion to get a quick feel for it's legitimacy oh, and will following your rules or guidelines get anyone anywhere hurt? do you have strong opinions on what I should eat or what I should wear? four no's and you're doing well suarez is a member, the clue is right there in terms of what you eat. Everyone shall be naked and yes of course you have to bring me money.

money harm clothes food 4 questions shirley? or are we already having a splinter group who think the last two were a single question, a split which in the future will lead to war and illicit romance between the factions? I'm not even sure what omni numerous means tbh, but I'll presume it means 'in the very dark deep back of the head along with self, empathy and fear of spiders', in which case, probably yes.

lucky bastard

will you be asking for money? that's a question I like to ask of any religion to get a quick feel for it's legitimacy oh, and will following your rules or guidelines get anyone anywhere hurt? do you have strong opinions on what I should eat or what I should wear? four no's and you're doing well

never ever question the thought process of an atheist you going the wrong way up a one way street there boy

Yep, I'm 'based' in an office in Redditch - I went there last week for the first time in three months. Similarly a lot of my drawing work is completed by guys over at Waltham Abbey - I've never been there. The price of a train to London at peak time will pay for some pretty decent video kit. I've also got weird black magic software that allows us all to jump onto each others computers and take over who's clicking and pointing at what whilst we all sit in our own houses. I'm in the house today, the boss knows that, he's in his house. The work is getting done. Later on I'll turn the music down and run through an hour of phone calls. Having said that, I'll be in Suffolk later, for a job that cannot be done remotely. So yeah, having spent two and a half days working from home I'm now going to do a 500 mile round trip by car. At either end of which doubtless there will be people tutting at me for driving a big fat mother ship of a car - a car that hasn't been out of the garage since the weekend but now needs to get me to somewhere that doesn't have a train station or an airport that I'm not prepared to take 5 days cycling to. I think that's reasonable.

I've even heard of offices out in California (all crazeee mung bean hippy ideas start life there, right) where people are now using telephones and video conferencing.

I hope that the eventual inevitable cure for various types of cancer will be coupled with us dealing with quality of life issues and not just a simplistic cancer cure that just prolongs aged ill health thus resulting in us all dying aged 113 having been infirm for 25 / 30 years. Not really the subject for today.

I went to a geography teachers' dinner party once, no main course but a choice of 33 deserts

yeah my film taste is fairly blokey I guess, but Good Bad Ugly has never ever dropped out of my top 10 and therefore, cheers Eli

noooooooooooooooo! ffs