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When I was a kid, about 12 or 13 from memory, I was looking through the albums in a record shop when I was approached by a slightly older dude. He asked me 'do you wanna buy some grass?'. 'er, no thanks' I said and made a swift exit, thinking to myself, why the merry **** would I want to buy grass? Do you know the really properly sad thing? About 2 or 3 years later when I understood the young entrepreneur's modern street slang I actually specifically went back to that shop to see if he might still be there!

Dave, I'm sorry mate but I'm not having that. You cannot refer to black people as sock thieving goblins. Post reported.

make sure you pick the busiest roads so that you can cause optimum tailbacks as people struggle to overtake you T You may have me confused with commuters that work for local government play schemes or planning departments and can arrive in work when they are good and ready and then demand a shower is fitted at tax payers expense as is their human right. I'm sure you know I'll be doing the absolute opposite. I'll be using a road vehicle on the road to transport me in a safe modern civilised manner to a point where I can use my recreational man toy in a recreational environment. I will not be going all greenpeace terrorist mode and insisting the world moves at my selfish stoned hippy nazi speed.

just beware of this bunch

well well well turns out you know less about music than you do about carpentry

bike rack has arrived so this weekend I shall be driving somewhere to then cycle around for a while and then drive home again

Dave, A simple disguise may help you do the deed and keep your work life and sex life separate.

**** **** **** hell people have moaned cricket is boring and then we get 27 pages about children's toys

4:0 Villa 26,001

they should just invest in tourist infrastructure projects if they've had enough of being shot at for being poor black people

I bet you go somewhere shit.

anybody got Stefan's mobile number? his account's been hacked by Voinjama

Skateboarding was invented in Tenby, S. Wales, sometime in the late 1800's.

I've given Xann a like for use of the phrase 'hearty snack'. Though I've (probably) pissed Donnie off now for using commas in the air.

Stevo, what makes you think the frames need to be changed? Can they really be that bad? Even if the frame is damaged at the hinge locations you can just position the new hinges slightly differently. Adding frames makes it a longer, dirtier more expensive job. I'd imagine the frames could possibly be rubbed down and re painted? As for hanging doors, it's genuinely quite straightforward, there are loads of 'how to' videos on youtube and it doesn't need any crazy expensive specialist tools. Oh, and as learning a little bit of DIY goes - it's indoors in the warm, it's private so nobody sees if you cock it up, you're fairly unlikely to electrocute yourself or flood the house. It has to go really quite wrong for you to die, burn, be shocked or drown. The tools you'll need are straightforward, cost much less than 2 hours of a carpenter's time - and you'll still have them for the next job that comes along. The tools can even be bought from Ikea and Argos if you're shy about DIY stores. New door size - measure the door leaf you've got - on the presumption it was the right size for the hole in the wall, go on the Wickes or Screwfix or Homebase website and see what style you like. Not buying two frames could save you £50 or £60, not getting a chippy in could save you maybe, £40 or £50 an hour for 2 hours work. Potentially, you could buy yourself a neat little collection of tools, learn a bit of DIY and be the best part of a ton better off.

technically known as a poodle

paper cut on a newly crafted ladies love pocket, that'd sting, that's probably one of the worst things you could do

In a classic piece of 'mindless admin / just carrying out orders / elf n safety gone mad' they are currently erecting a 2 metre high fence around Cardiff Castle, in preparation for the NATO summit in a few weeks time. Apparently all the NATO chaps will be having a meal in the castle so for security reasons, the castle apparently has to have a 2 metre high perimeter fence. Now, I don't claim to be any sort of castle security expert. But I'm struggling to see what extra safety a 2 metre high fence is going to bring to the party. I would imagine the guy that got the contract can't believe his luck.

your mates?

Doesn't The express have copyright meaning anything to do with hearts can only be applied to Diana .... gotta love the Express

I wanted to be a mod but during the background search they found out I have a father.

Are you quoting Drive In by The Beach Boys there? no, just the advert that sometimes pops up on here with a picture of a bear in a hat that says only I can prevent forest fires it feels like quite a responsibility, not least as I live in an urban area and wouldn't even see a forest fire until it was biblical I think it's just limpid trying to pressurise me into renewing the subs Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you. ooooooooooooooooooooh so this is obviously a thing that's the bear that's his hat