Villarocker

Southgate wanting him to play for a "big club" to get more of the ball is bollocks. Grealish carried the ball further than any other player on the planet last season, ffs. Grealish is a Villa fan. That's the most important thing to him. Of course he would've gone had we gone down but why leave us now when we're trying to build something towards getting back to the top? Him staying tells me he believes that the players we are after will see us improve and be a lot better next season. That is a good sign.

It's what a Russian hitman puts out on your head.

No umlauts lol

This guy Jones is an Arsenal fan and seems an excited little bunny right now. Maybe he's going to break the news that Arsenal have made an official £80m bid for Jack?

Oh maaaaaaaan. I was hoping for the titty twister too

I hereby declare you the new Dr Xia

Is that a Lynx? If so, I prefer the Africa version.

Some reject but others keep the faith. However, when you've previously had your player agree to stay following a drawn-out saga to then join that team a few days later brings you down so low we just sometimes feel it best to accept the doom and accept the rejection. Doing that doesn't come easy so it makes it easier to hate them.

I'd be happy with that but then wonder how we will fit in our other 17 goalkeepers?

Cheers for the clarification mate. I like the fact your fans feel that they have a duty to report information. If only Thetrees, Hairyhands and, Mysteryman were so loyal - those traitors By the way, I've got a soft spot for Germany. My brother lived in Munster for 4 years - a lovely place back in the '80s.

When he comes here he will realise that he made that step up anyway

Thanks for the update Phinnonymous. Now, a few things for you. 1) Please relay to Milot that we are looking for players to take us forward up the league and, if he is good enough, he doesn't have to worry about a relegation battle. If he signs a 4 year deal he might get CL football with us by the end of it although that would be some achievement. It depends how good he is. 2) What does your version of WIP actually mean in English? We have established many English interpretations such as: Work in progress - would be related to this deal. Women in panties - but we'd prefer them without. Women in prison - aka Prisoner Cell Block H Wank in progress - again, similar to the deal being in progress. And, finally, another that I remembered that my Dad used to say back in the day.. Wank in paradise - which is apparently not as good as a "Fickin hell".

F**king hell mate, with what we Villa fans have been through over the last 10 years it seems like our club has been WIPPED to death!

I was just reading answers to my WIP question and thought the world was going mad and then looked up to see a guy get on the bus in one of those Mexican wrestling masks, to everyone's amusement. I guess the blue disposable's must have sold out at Tesco lol.

What does WIP actually mean on here? At my workplace it stands for work in progress. I'm thinking it probably means something totally different on here though. Something like women in panties?

Well said

Camo? It looks more like a night-time screenshot from Minecraft.

He knows, you know.

I said similar earlier in the season. Jack would be perfect for Barca.

Luyindama from Galatasaray please.

For your friend That's what you call dedication for you right there.

I like where your expectations are at. Just remember them during and after each game and you might feel a lot calmer

I read this and could think only of the French police officer in Allo Allo.

There's a young woman on twatter who had "Super Jack" tattooed across the bottom of one of her tits after vowing to if we beat Arsenal. She even joked that it won't matter when she's older as they'll sag and nobody will be able to see it.

This is what we've been waiting for boys. A clear sign that Deano is finally going for two up top