Villarocker

Right song for sure, don't like the last 2 lines. Like a Paul Lambert side, you fell apart in the final minutes. That's what the missus said last night! Feel free to make it good Haha! Lucky lady... I do love the first couple of lines great work. She said that as well, just after I gave her a Timothy

Right song for sure, don't like the last 2 lines. Like a Paul Lambert side, you fell apart in the final minutes. That's what the missus said last night! Feel free to make it good

When he runs down the wing and you can't see a thing that's Traore. When you're turned left then right and you're made to look shite that's Traore. When you think it's a dream 'cos you can't really seem to believe him. Well it's true and he's wearing our claret and blue that's Traore.

You don't need one. Is that because you have heard that he is changing his name to CreamPieFacE?

In those last pages we've discovered that we have a fan who can hack and another whose mate works at the hospital where Villa have their players medicals done - by the way, that hospital also does circumcisions at a reasonable rate although, there's a fan who reckons he would do them for £50! Oh yeah, and Traore looks like he's signing today.

What song for Traore? To the tune of Volare: Traore woa oh Traore woa a woa oh He came from Barcelona To give us all a boner

So he told you exactly what he told you the first time. Will remember to reign in my excitement next time I see "Last reply: leighavfc" no not really, A he didnt say it was at 6am first and B what else do you expect Adama to tell him really? SORRY for not typing the convo word for word.... i must remember to write up the exact notes of the phone call next time just for you my friend... Just give him your mate's number so he can call him personally. That way he can get the Villa gossip and book a circumcision at the same time!

Gotta catch him to kick him. This guy's so fast the opposing players will think they've seen a ghost

And don't forget those cheap circumcisions that are available! Do they have a buyback clause? Nah. There was gonna be but it proved too much of a draw-back

And don't forget those cheap circumcisions that are available!

hmmm, the adult circumcision cost is reasonable. I'll circumcise you for a £50. For £50 that's a snip!

Don't be concerned BOF, we've got our own get-out clause that everyone seems to have forgotten about. Imagine 2-3 years from now: Traore is leaving Premier League defenders for dead. The Spanish papers start suggesting that Barcelona are thinking of buying him back. Timothy goes to training ahead of schedule, has a few words in Clarky's shell-like and bam, there's the deal breaker or, should I say, leg breaker. Barca move on to plan B - the new, best player to come out of Brazil since Neymar, for £50m and, a year later, Traore returns to the Villa first team and commences running defenders ragged again - simples!

There were a couple of points missing from those quotes that I've fixed!

To be fair, you banged on about Veretout not happening for days and... Looks shopped. Definitely, that badge is the wrong colour for a start!

Predominantly Villa Park and various other stadia around England and Wales.

I have a suspicion that Sherwood sees Crespo as the answer to the right back problem. Once he's up to speed and match fit I expect to see him starting there regularly. Whether he is or isn't the solution remains to be seen. Crespo may also be seen as someone who can fill in at centre back if needed too, so that area may also be seen as OK by the management. I'm gonna hazard a guess that we only bring in Adebayor on loan and then make one other signing, probably to play wide right at the top end of the pitch. Just can't see us spending beyond what we brought in.

Timmy, ignore Adebayor and play Rudy up front. The lad bagged his best ever total last season, let the good run continue!

Very good left back's are as rare as rocking horse shit and this lad is going to be a very, very good left back. I don't know the official fee we paid for him but I'll predict that he leaves within 4 years for at least double what we paid. Wouldn't be surprised if we don't see him go on to play for one of Europe's biggest.

It would be nice to have a d-day signing if only to justify my hogging of the TV control that night! Don't know where else to put this but there's an interesting little thing on BBC sports football pages called "My Premier League Life". You enter your team, age and area code and it basically gives you a breakdown of interesting facts about your team during your life. Well, I enjoyed it anyway lol.

Asking a guy if he beats his kids up because of things he says that bugs you is well out of order. I don't know if you've apologised for that comment yet but, if you haven't, I think you should.

I think we will lose the opener by 2 or 3 goals and then follow that with another customary defeat at the hands of Manure. The key thing if the above scenarios occur is for the fans to remain calm. We all need to realise that the players are mostly new to each other and the league so they won't click straight away. I'm resigning myself to the thought of the first 10-12 games being terrible with us being in the bottom three at the end of them. But, if it does play out like that, we have to remember what Leicester did last season. The season lasts 38 games and we should judge the team after that. Doing so after 2, 5, 10 games etc may lead to unnecessary pressure on the players and the management and we could be our own worst enemies. Give the lads time guys and support them rather than putting pressure on them, no matter how worrying it gets. The club has added varying degrees of quality and they will come good if we give them time and support.

I've got no dislike for Benteke. I don't really care that it's Liverpool he's gone to although, I'd have preferred it if he had gone abroad. I remember that he's kept us in the league for 2 out of the last 3 seasons and because of his sale our manager has been able to build a replacement team because there was no other sellable asset going to help us achieve that. I half understand why he was upset by Sherwood's comments. I too would have read that as "you're only any good if there's crosses going into the box". But, to be fair to Sherwood, he's probably only seen him score from crosses. I suspect that Sherwood doesn't mind him leaving anyway. It's the only way he'd have had chance to build his own team. All's fair in love and war!

Again, I'm struggling to see the point you're trying to make. Are you worried about semantics? He didn't use the words "one dimensional", but he described him as being a one dimensional striker (i.e. relying on crosses) No, I don't think that's how the conversation went, which is why, again, I said "If what Benteke is saying is true". Again, I put it in bold specifically to avoid people pulling me up on the fact that it may not have happened and we're relying on the word of one person. Clearly it didn't work. It seemed implied in your post that you genuinely thought such a conversation might actually have taken place in the way it has been presented by Benteke. Thanks for clearing out up for me. If we are talking hypothetically, IF Sherwood dipped his cock in Benteke's mouth while he slept, I think that's well out of order and no wonder he wanted away. Sherwood out... Fooking hell! Sherwood even went to the length of a sleeping facial to try to keep him! Gotta love the effort our manager puts in. Timmy for owner I say!

What a bizarre post. I actually have no idea what the poster is saying either! I think he's already decided we are going to lose tomorrow.. Because the original post confused so many, myself included, I decided to conduct a little experiment. Having got pissed I've concluded that there are Villa fans amongst us aren't really happy with the signings we've made in the summer and who are basically waiting/hoping for us to lose away at little Bournemouth tomorrow so that they can voice their anger. If that theory sounds complete bollocks, I'm afraid the experiment failed and I got intoxicated purely for no reason other to spend a lot of time pissing.

Lennon could be just a name thrown in to try to force the hand of whoever is stalling on our offer?