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Villarocker

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  1. As long as that buy-back clause is £150m up front otherwise they can feck off!
  2. It now transpires that he could be hiding behind an alter ego known as Omarqiy so good luck with that one!
  3. I think Deano called him up and said something like "Hi Chris, nice to mix it with the big boys hey? By the way, that includes us now too so as soon as you see us linked with a player you're interested in you may as well save face and turn attentions elsewhere big fella because we'll gazump ya. Enjoy the relegation battle mucker"
  4. Probably best to get ready for the anti-climax then!
  5. Nah mate, for it to be them the pic would be of a pair of old donkey's knackers!
  6. Does this one indicate we are signing (Mmm)Mtiti?
  7. Definitely But(t)land with the Blue and White reflecting on his SHA alliance.
  8. Strong tackles! Predictive text for you.
  9. He played well against Egypt. Makes wrong tackles, is athletic and can pass a ball. He looks like he likes to play the ball forwards too, not just side to side.
  10. I think you should watch Marvellous play for Zimbabwe in their remaining AFCON games and you might just change your mind.
  11. He does seem cheap for what he's shown over the years. I'm dreaming that the owners and Smith think that Wesley might need some Brazilian company in the side and go for Wendell of Bayer Leverkusen! In fact, Leverkusen have some brilliantly named players. Bender, Tah and Weiser in defence (with Mr Wendell) together with Schreck as AM and a Cherrytree (Kirschbaum) between the sticks. Marvellous Nakamba would feel right at home in that team!
  12. Only because nothing is happening am I going to say that Nacho Monreal's contract with the Goonies expires in 5 days time. He's a left back. Would anyone take a punt for a season or two? He's 33 so wrong age but might do for a first season as a freebie with the offer of a year extension at the end of the season?
  13. Wasn't it Manic Monday? Probably still going to be wrong anyway!
  14. What was he on there? He looks 99p short of a quid!
  15. Look on the bright side, he may have done you a favour. After this week, if your predictions are wrong, you might want to get a new identity anyway
  16. Is it Fabian Delph and Phillipe Coutinho signing? Just thinking your name is the big clue?
  17. What are you thinking then Trent? GK, LB, 2 x CB, DM, LM, RM, ST?
  18. All I'll say is this, if she gives birth naturally make sure you ask the gyno to put an extra couple of stitches in!
  19. Do you think if he heard of a post on here that said "Villa to sign Villa Rocker for £125m" he would then write an article saying that Villa are in for a little known Argentine player named Villas Roja? It'll be interesting to see who was even close to our signings once we've finished our dealings.
  20. I'm loving the women's football. If the Villa can't field a man's team I'm going to watch the ladies instead. Anyone up for it? We can start our own fan group - the always ultras - and sit in the wings?
  21. Just watching the Brazilian women's team play. They seem to have feminine versions of male names. This led me to wondering if they had a female version of Mings would she be called Minge? By the way, if there is such a player out there, I think we should sign her for our ladies team. I wouldn't mind getting Minge in a Villa shirt
  22. That number 7 looks like he's related to Gary Lineker?
  23. We need to make sure we build a team of calm players that don't celebrate when scoring or making clearances - this VAR doesn't half make an impact on a game! Edit: I wonder if Zimbabwe have a player called Calmness Personified in their ranks?
  24. Let's just hope it's not a late period hey, no man's nerves can withstand one of them!
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