Tomaszk

Mark of the man. Proper piece of work.

That Trezeguet one is honestly the only one I think I've seen where the player looks so scruffy in it. Unfair, but the one game I saw he was crap as well. Hope we see the best of him here, because there's so much talk it feels like he's coming.

Gonna go watch it right now.

This is such an enjoyable 10 mins.

Ianis Hagi would be nice.

Ain't gonna get PL "proven" for £10m, but he doesn't fill me with confidence. Callum Robinson or Ollie Watkins could be available at £10m. I wonder if he's being bought as cover for Wes as well as wing option.

I think French press had this from before we signed Konsa. Large doubt over this one.

If he was Portuguese yes. He ain't.

Yeah but they were all flying in weren't they? I watched him once and he was very poor. We need an effective winger though, if this guy can play down the middle it's welcome as well.

Tonev's YouTube compilation guff was miles better than that. Nothing in there at all that makes him look PL ready. Luckily it is a YouTube compilation guff so doesn't say much about him as a player.

Sounds like someone who needs a change of scenery.

He'll do OK because they have a crap team. He can go in and lower expectations and will be innocent if they finish 20th. Shelvey will be good highlights player under him with his lack of tactics. Two of the biggest games in the season now.

Ah the old reverse Gareth Southgate.

Yeah, but can I sing lip up fatty to cheer him on?

Hoping Trezeguet will surprise me if he joins. Looked poor at AFCON. When you can't make a youtube compilation look good it scares me. We are a dream to play for as a winger. If you work hard you get so many chances attacking wise.

Randolph is one who has been crap every time I've watched him. People often talk about him as one of the best in the championship tho. I must see all his bad games.

Remarkable that. Didn't really think about it, just thought 30 points just from wins didn't sound like much/enough to stay up so said 15! Phillips is ten times the player. Couldn't give a hoot what some numbers say. There was people saying on here last season Hourihane was better than Grealish and McGinn because he's a stats machine. Gets in heads far too much.

It'll take some real misfiring from everyone if we sign this guy and don't stay up. We'll dominate so much ball I think we'll create more than enough chances to win 15 games.

Us going after Mings...

That's what happens when you've been out the PL for 15 years. No one gets big money, least of all youth products.

Burnley.

The most vital position we have left. Happily go £25m on that role to save money everywhere else. It's crucial.

Going to be positive and say 2. Keeper and that Trezeguet winger fellow.

Got a pal who has had a Burnley season ticket for about 15 years. Just asked him about Heaton and he's given me some remarkable confidence. "More than solid, an absolutely outstanding purchase. Top class keeper. I would be absolutely gutted to lose him, however I do feel Pope is the better keeper overall so I can see why he is looking to leave. 10m should get him, and that would seriously be a snip. I’m telling you having seen both Pope and Heaton that they are genuinely 2 of the best English 3 keepers. He seriously has no weakness whatsoever other than he doesn’t come off his line and collect the ball enough. Pope is brilliant at that, that’s why I prefer him. But many Burnley fans will tell you Heaton is better, there really is nothing between them. If you get him I can confidently say in 2 months time you’ll message me saying how brilliant he is. They are both better goalkeepers all round than Pickford and Butland, I’m sure of it." #AnnounceHeaton