Today I've realised there's something else he can't do. It's quite funny if you can get over the general sadness of watching him play for us.
Challenging for long balls...he doesn't know what he's doing. He knows he should be doing something, but he's not sure what. So he jumps and throws his arms, but he's got no plan. He doesn't know if he's bringing it down, flicking it on, touching it back to someone. Just jumps or moves to the general area and half puts his body at it.
Never ever ever in the right place. Doesn't know how to play football. The only thing he can do is take touches backwards into easy areas that takes pressure off the opposition and makes passes out wide that anyone with legs could do.
What an absolute disaster of a signing.