Ha, no, white, with a shipping label. I couldn't be bothered to find a box to pack up my bust Xbox in, so had Microsoft deliver me an empty box to shove it in.
The bloke delivered it and went 'Here you go sir, one empty box... thank you'.
The disdain in his voice was palpable. Sadly thats about the most interesting thing to have happened to me in the last few days.
Sending off a few job applications now. I may apply to Villa, just for the craic. If I do it with poor spelling and a crayon they may even send me stuff.