Hobsons Choice

Wait till he tries to make his first team sheet: 'Wait, what do you mean we have no wingers?'

In fairness, £1k is the cost for a mid to top end PC, and people buy them (I admit I did.....for 'work').

As long as he doesn't have them all flogging the log in the showers at Bodymoor all day, we should be OK.

See I would have worried about this, but the fact that in 3 days after Gerrard left we altered our style completely for Brentford puts some of those fears to bed. Granted those tactics did not work against Newcastle, but it says to me that our players CAN take instruction, they just need the right ones.

Is it weird that I probably would for all of them except Mrs Gabby?

Call me paranoid, but I'm not entirely sure that these images are 100% genuine.

I know we're all making far too much out out 3 or 4 still images of training, but the fact that he is not just watching, but getting stuck in with relaying instructions seems to suggest he already has a plan for the team.

Where is Bodymoor? Spain? It's been s**ting it down all day where I am. I'm only about 10 or 15 miles from Brum.

That badger looks like a skunk.

Dunno, Brighton might be winnable if we get our arses into gear. Really hope we spank rat boy and his United whinge-merchants at least once out of the two upcoming games. I'd actually prefer it to be the cup if I'm honest.

For the love of god don't google it.

Dude, dude. Kenneth Williams died in 1988 and we're still posting that bugger. I see what you did there.

No one f**ks with the Jesus

God, you can't say anything on here without someone pulling you up on it. It's like..........................Mussolini's Italy.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- the right wing, particularly the far right must have an antagonist. This 'us and them' thing is how they draw power. Brexit (us versus those bureaucrats in brussels), the migrant crisis (us versus foreigners), Trump (us vs mexicans- BUILD A WALL, also us versus democrats, and us versus liberals), Snowflakes (us versus woke), feminism (us versus women). Sometimes problems arise that aren't the fault of people you hate, and almost all of the time solutions borne from hate or intolerance cannot solve those problems (you can't deport greenhouse gases). It's such an insular fear driven ideology, and a viewpoint of privilege- protect what I have, even if it means others going without. I should say that I myself do not class myself as Left Wing, or a socialist (although there are elements of socialism that make sense when solving problems which span society). I'm a centrist, and I feel increasingly like i'm one of few that share this position.

We don't need no stinking badgers.

Thanks bud, that's put me off my upcoming lunch.

We really are scrabbling after, and pulling apart absolutely every piece of info on this aren't we?

He probably has 'people' updating it.

It might be, but the lion itself might not have been redesigned. Ach, it's all just speculation.

I think he meant the lion in the background as a standalone.

That's actually a good shout. Have they leaked it by proxy?

I thought he was making love by Wednesday?

Nah man, in 2 or 3 years the big six will f**k off to their own league. If we're 'best of the rest' we'll win the league. Yay! Plus I won't have to listen to Man City or Man you fans anymore. I'm starting to come around.

Well they just got one extra viewer!