Hobsons Choice

R9, Messi. Goat English player, Shearer or Gazza.

Ibrahimovic. How someone didn't chin him during a game I'll never know.

Not quite, Man City Fulham will be interesting. With Fulham's form they might get a result there.

Ah, fair.

Interesting results there. Option 2 winning with eligible voters, 1 winning with ineligible.

Is that irony? That is the absolute opposite of what will happen.

It's like anarchists realising that true anarchy actually sucks and some sort of organisation may be a good thing.

Power and influence. It has the power to influence elections. How much off the table money is that worth?

The fudge to me represents shame. It's the end of Christmas, and you know you have been eating like a pig, and should start to behave, but you are drawn back to the tin. What? Only the awful awful fudge left? Sh*t. It's no good, you know that you don't want the fudge. You don't need it. You won't in any way enjoy it. But you take it. A wave of SHAME washes over you. Why do I do this to myself, you think. Why do I eat chocolates I don't like when I'm already too fat. F**k you fudge, F**k everything your chocolate covered gunk represents. I hate you fudge. Oh man there's a caramel left. Yessssssss! Life redeemed.

Maybe she lives in the middle of a skate park?

Being slightly serious for a minute, what are we thinking is the likely timescale in terms of adoption? Would it be from next season?

Can they update Fifa 23? Thanks.

Dr Emoji, thank you very much.

Facebook, innit. I can do MySpace too if I need to.

Just wondering, in the current age, is it wise to have a crest based on a 'gaslight'? People will think we're taking the p**s. We'll have to call it an 'illumination pillar', or something.

Because twitter, innit.

Is that North Korea by any chance? If so how do you get medals down your leg when your armed forces haven't actually fought in an actual battle involving people since two years after villa last won the FA Cup?

Changed my mind. Option 1.

Messi in.

You may be right there. As I said, prefer both to mutant baby sick blue AVFC bulls**t.

I would not be unhappy with either option if I'm honest. Both 1000% better than the current one. I will probably go with option 2, but still quite like the other one.

O.M.G it's happening!!!

Worst economically, socially, geopolitically and environmentally in my lifetime, and I'm 42. Environmentally it is empirically the worst situation the world has been in for at least 150,000 years, and probably more than 1 million years.

Rat man to dive for a 94th minute penalty. 0-1. Sorry to urinate on everyone's outdoor cooking apparatus.

I think a few will be disappointed with the way we set up against Man U. UE is still assessing the squad, and I would expect him to make major changes gradually. If it was me, first game I'd set up similar to last one and see what needs fixing.