lapal_fan

great pic!

I doubt many women would even like to put that thing anywhere near their nether regions..its like your anticipating being raped..i dont know because im not a woman but i certainly dont plan for being raped everytime i go out on the streets.. maybe a couple of people will use them, and if it makes them feel safer then good for them, but i bet its a tiny %..i think its more practical to carry pepper spray or something, you feel safer for having it but its not a small procedure for admisitering it either.

just think, it'll all be worth it in 5 years..i hated A levels, way harder than Degree's. just keep going, that extra 30 mins revision is the difference between a C/D A/B etc etc. its nothing when you think about it, but it just feels like forever when your doing it. (* i wish I was as good at studying as i am at giving advice on how to revise )

me too!

GTA was troubled by framerate slowdown which took alot from the atmosphere...the map was brilliant, but a couple of bug bears ruined it RDR doesnt suffer with those issues and its characters are the best out of most games. certainly up there with solid snake etc etc (if anyone says masterchef (lol) I will punch you)

Could have meant it the other way to!

no, I mean I DO watch scat porn with midgets..listen!

Id rather watch Scat porn with a bunch of hairy dwarfs than watch England..but i do anyway

anyone shot one of those ridiculously fast moving blue birds yet? they're tiny and bright blue, kind of like a kingfisher. I have only seen 2, missed one and shot the other with a springfield, so there wasnt anything left to skin.. I want to know what they are though!

best to get the old fire bottles on them..thats fun, especially with two riders

I want one of the Boffins to work out what the chance % of England winning it are. I reckon about 5% I'd put money on us not winning it. We are shit. Rooney is our only good player. Id put England in the same level category as Uruguay, Chile, Slovakia, Cezh Republic..the 3rd tier of world football...Our moment passed in 1990, 1998 and 2006, seems to be 8 year cycles where we have our best talent. The rest of that time we waste the tournament playing aging stars who used to be good, but arent pulling their weight - im looking at you Gerrard, Lampard, Heskey, Rio, Terry..

BBC arent very complementary about Heskeys contribution - nor Crouch..

aaahahaaa knew I'd get caught :oops:

loooooool

if you think villa talk is bad, do not go to 4chan. :shock:

just not a cowboy

I'd make one in the ice age as a neanderthal.. yes the script would be basic but think of the possibilities!

its mostly because the clubs AI players are rated 28-65. If you look at each players ratings you'll usually find the positioning stat is like 30...they just need to make CPU players on clubs about 70-75..sorted. The best AI was on FIFA 2008..it was mega hard to score, and when you did, it felt brilliant.

agreed. thinking of trading it in now. Its been the best FIFA game, but the exploit of side pass goals, so called 'ping pong' football between ibra and messi, tiny keepers, unstoppable 7"2' giants - who are also stupendously quick - has ruined the game. I left my club (which are shit anyway) I mean to defend you press X, they need to think of a system that doesnt make it that easy. it way out weights the amount of times you can actually use 360 dribble - which is apparently why they put it in the game. little players cannot use it because holding X just carbon copies what the player does. I cant believe we're in the 21st century and this is what the gaming industry has to offer...

this should go into the rubbish food you love to eat thread

I want enough money in my life to buy extravagent things. Not islands, planes, huge massive houses or anything too crazy. But i'd love to go into a clothes shop and not have to look at the price tag of everything whether I'm in Primark, Burtons, H & M, Top Man etc etc. I would also like to have a really expensive High Definition 70" T.V with a 7.1 BOSE surround system with Sky HD for the world cup. Im sick of looking like a tramp and having to watch a 32" TV. an extra £1000 a month would do the trick.. Yes, I am a spoilt bastard who needs to re-evaluate my life with regards to how lucky I am considering millions go to be without clean water...but hey, I've been bought into this modern society, I work hard and I rely on winning the lottery to take me to the next step. When this happens I will buy some nice clothes.

agree with you there sie. It was the same with gtaIV though online. looks like the memory must play a big part in getting 16 players online together. But whilst it is pretty basic the challenges are still neat and the difficulty is good.

but you cannot deal yourself a new card. if you know what i mean. but yea the cheat card carries over from hand to hand. but if its a 2 and you dont use it, and then you deal, you can replace it with something else.

Ballentines on the rocks.. ahhh.

get the outfit. the way you cheat is brilliant. you get a card from the bottom of the deck. so you have 3 cards. but you only have 2 in your hand and have to do a mini balancing game to switch one of the cards for the cheat card you're hiding. After the round you keep the remaining cheat card an can use it if you like. I also like the way you can only cheat when you're dealing. Its pretty obvious, but its really well done. I love the liars dice game. its brill. I got my hunter and sharp shooter challenges done in free roam as well. the jaguars in tall trees are complete bastards lol