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Call Banksy, he'll draw you a hole

You look like you’re in Palestine

He was trolling at James Cleverley as Education Minister.

Lets hope its him then. They'll get a shock when they see what he's really like

Can't see it. The very last date they can call an election is 17th December 2024, the election must be within 25 days of that They can thank Boris for that too The country won't thank them for a General Election Campaign over the Xmas period

He was, he sent Lapdog, who stormed out when questioned on Ukraine

The Tory Party is full of hardline throbbers these days, they aren't particularly a marginal group

Because it forces the Tories to vote FOR Johnson even though the whole world knows they are against him

He was always a remainer as were the rest of the clan

It's what they've been doing for the last 12 years and with increasing incidence. The truth of the matter has absolutely nothing to do with it

Labour obviously, followed by Woke Judges, Lefty Lawyers and specifically Jeremy Corbyn

And that's why Internet and robocalling responses seemingly produce more accurate results too It's also why the TV companies manage to find such an unrepresentative sample when they do their Vox Pops (in Stoke)

Starmer and Rayner cleared in Beergate by Durham Police

The shy Tory is a bit of a myth when it comes to opinion polls. It was supposed to be the reason that the polls were out in 1992 and 2015 but an independent enquiry by the British Polling COuncil found this to be untrue, it was the polling methods themselves that were wrong because they used unrepresentative samples

Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to count your fingers

And add in the tactical voting to the mix too as that is clearly becoming a thing again

There is a reason for the name, its because they are leavened with barm (thats the yeasty beer froth on top of malted beer liquor)

I just did the election predictor because I'm a saddo based on those new polls Obviously I realise this won't happen but there's some hilarious names that lose their seats. At Lab 41 Con 29 LD 15 Green 4 Ref 4., some selected highlights Graham Brady Lee Anderson Tobias Elwood George Eustice Iain Duncan-Smith Theresa Villiers Natalie Elphicke Dominic Raab Daniel Kawczynski Jacob Rees-Mogg Esther McVey Boris Johnson Alun Cairns Peter Bone Grant Shapps Shaun Bailey John Redwood Steve Baker Stuart Andrew Steven Crabb Oh and a working majority of 44 for Labour

It'll be a Hollands pie usually A Wigan Kebab. The inbreds even butter the Barm Cake - bloody freaks

Yeah but come on, It's Wigan / St Helens behaviour. It's relatively sane compared to the rest of the deviant shit they get up to Only places in the country where they can use imperial numbering because they have the requisite number of fingers

This is how a Parliamentary democracy works. It would work this way under any voting system

Another poll fieldwork yesterday

Not reported as dead yet

That’s the first episode of Question Time I’ve watched in any part since before the Referendum. It's still f***ing dreadful. There was a comment on HS2 by the trustafarian banjo twanger. First of all he calls it HS1, Fiona Bruce corrected him and asked if he meant HS2 because she'd never heard of HS1. HS1 is the Eurostar line through the Channel Tunnel you dumb bastard. Then the banjo twanger goes on about getting to Manchester 15 minutes quicker and not one person picks up on this nonsense. Then a woman in the audience talks about not being able to get more local trains across the country and she doesn’t care about getting to London. Not one of them actually knows or realises that HS2 is all about capacity on the railway not speed, the speed is just the side effect of building new modern lines. The capacity the new lines will take off the old East and West Coast mainlines will enable more local trains and more freight to be carried on the network. It’s the solution to the sodding problem they are complaining about (and more.) Not one of the panel, not the Labour woman, not Campbell, not the Tory, nor even Tim Stanley all of whom should know managed to even challenge this speed nonsense. Complete bunch of morons. Anyone watching it with no knowledge still thinks it’s about getting somewhere a bit quicker and it won’t do anything for them. If this bloke can explain it, why can't they. Listen to Gareth!

I didn’t know who the other gimp was with his hair tied up. He was in Mumford and Sons and then it all made sense, he’s the son of a Hedge Fund tycoon. Hardly your average musician, in fact he’s not even an average musician.