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Simple to solve. Labour creates enough new Lords to make sure they abolish themselves

Xmas Eve is a Saturday anyway

That is actually one of the stupidest long running complaint sagas of recent memory The customer is totally round the bend. Customer asked driver if his card machine was working, driver said it was but coudn't guarantee it would be where customer was going (notorious signal blackspot) They decided that they'd try it there and then to make sure (this is the customers insistence), driver charged her the minimum fare that was on the meter. The payment worked. Customer decided to end the journey there because, well who knows why other than being a barmpot. Then complains they've been charged too much to go from one end of the street to the other Thats a request from the council for the details as they've now gone to them to complain. We get shit like that all the time

Scanner – La Fenêtre Magique Three long tracks of electronic ambience

Do you realise how easy that was to edit? Playing this in your honour

And they'll feel the wrath of China whilst they are at it too

Not married She's had the new oven she wanted (With two types of heat, I kid ye not) AND a new Xmas tree Sometimes you just have to assess the situation and realise its ME time EDIT: and as she's just told me that she didn't have to pay the Gas and Electricity this month because the supplier overcharged us despite being sent readings and gave us £30 compo on top, the chances of treating the wife just reduced further. Then there's the £65 she's getting back from the Xmas tree under John Lewis' never knowingly undersold scheme (which I paid for), she's well flush anyway

Unexpected Xmas Bonus in the payslip area. Get the f*** in!

Yep thats the first cover up statement but the RUssian military commentators don't seem to be buying it, claiming that this is the biggest fuel tanker explosion they've ever seen by some distance

No, it wouldn't. Russia will not use nukes, for the umpteenth time

Well, maybe not, these targets in terms of range are VERY close to Moscow distance from Ukraine. These might go down as smoking incidents as Russia won't want to admit to the public that Ukraine are striking so far into Russian territory

No, not at all. Ukraine has been hitting targets inside Russia since the start of the war. Those airbases are when aircraft are based that launch long range missiles at Ukraine. Totally legitimate targets and no escalation at all Russia is going to be pissed that they managed it but that is it.

The M6 Toll was never designed for people from the Midlands. It was designed to avoid Midlands traffic The prices are there to discourage daily local usage

The elves have invaded my office and deposited shite on my desk the words removed

Bought yesterday for a pitance. It's promo stock becuae it has a hole through the cover and centre but the only SAHB song I really know is Faith Healer which is awsome is on it so it'll be a decent primer

Wordle 534 5/6 TIL that neuro isn't in their word list (and that offers no clues to the word)

Everything in this thread is a repost but nobody is going to go through every page to check.

If the Tories want to send a clear message to Putin, they'll donate all their Russian Money to the Ukraine armed forces And this coming from the corrupt word removed that thought it was perfectly OK for the tax payer to heat his stables. Gobshite

Non circular plates are one step away from eating food from slates and chopping boards Dangerous position on the slippy slope

They don’t need “The Media” Unless of course you include the internet itself as part of the media.

But a gendarme would agree with me

White supremacist, antisemitic, holocaust denier, Charlottesville, Capitol Attack... there's probably more He's also Kanye West's new friend

Rice , potatoes and bread can be the main ingredient of so many meals, with a huge variety of uses and flavours Pasta is just some shit you cover in a sauce. the main variety it has is it's shape