bickster

The protest outside the police station will have had nothing to do with it He'll end up in jail.

He'll end up in jail

Reminds me of Mario Balotelli in his attitude to life… nutter!

I'll exit stage left

You can't be serious. I'm fairly confident elements of the Tory Party have suggested this numerous times. Those elements are pretty much always on the right of the party and complete wingnuts Work will set you free. It's 99% of the way there

I have no submarine

Get back to me when you have this removed

I won’t be rushing to laugh at this

Tony usually drinks the latter, with a lemonade top obviously

Seven MPs who were very recently elected on a programme that explicitly said they were not going to remove the 2 child cap I reckon Starmer is secretly pleased, he's shown he's prepared to be “fiscally responsible”, will stick to his plan and he's just killed the Campaign Group of MPs But what they did say they’d do is provide every child with breakfast at school and massively increase nursery school places. I have no idea which of the two policies raises families out of poverty more but I suspect it’s actually the Labour policy (though not for every family obvs and there will be those who can’t work for perfectly valid reasons) The message is get out there and work! Corbyn can start his own party now, he might even get Dianne Abbott to defect, that takes him over the 6 required for funding and also relegates Reform another place down the list of parties by size.

Bing points

Why on earth is he poison? He's just too old, he's not hated, he's just not considered competent to do the job for another four and a half years

The expression Reach Out is now completely retired.

I can definitely get behind this.

Carla Denyer seems to be having a bad 24 hours Imagine being Owen Jones' performing seal

Do you mean to replace Harris because she'll be resigning to campaign?

Imagine being the kind of special word removed that thought this was the thing to tweet tonight (he’s since deleted it) For our American friends, he’s a radio phone in host

She won’t be very soon, they’ll be pushing her into all sorts of media windows

If it’s Harris that runs then the GOP aren’t going to push that angle because it would push her front and centre for the months leading up to the election. A couple of other unrelated thoughts… If it is Harris, they already have $200mil in the pot for campaigning, that’s a hell of a head start. The Dem media can now also start pushing the Trump mental state much harder than previously, for the obvious reason