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This is the universal rule for most gigs over a certain size but tonight I will be seeing House of All in Jimmys and I have no idea where the sound desk even is in the weird L shaped basement room but the venue is small enough that it doesn't matter

Circular rooms will definitely have the sound bouncing all over the place so the only place worth listening to a gig is near the mixing desk

Or maybe you've stocked your freezer with free samples for testing of the worlds shittest ice-cream that has a freezing point of -10 celcius

This is Lord Zac Goldsmith, Johnson ally, friend of Johnson's wife, recently enobled in Johnson's honours list and yesterday named in the Privileges Committee report as trying to interfere in the Johnson partygate probe in a co-ordinated attempt with other former ministers (Patel, JRM et al) As much as what he says is true, this government (as pointed out by an audience member on QT) is uninterested in doing anything about absolutely most things, apart from small boats unless they really have to He was absolutely fine with it two days ago but the day after he was named by the PC he's resigning.... hmmmm But yes, carry on fighting you bunch of arseholes, keep digging a bigger hole

Is there anything that isn't possibly carcinogenic? Have they actually ever ruled out a substance or product as absolutely not carcinogenic?

And they are likely to push you in a river when you least expect it

Fiona Bruce said something last night on QT to Rosena Allin-Khan which was quite unusual it was along the lines of… ”Very soon, in the next year or so, Labour will be in power, so what are Labour going to do…” It wasn’t expect to be in power, hope to be in power it was will be in power. Now obviously she'll get told off by the producers and it was a bit of a slip up on the old bias-o-meter but it also went unchallenged like it was some sort of universal truth. It’s a little thing but it does show how people currently think that it didn’t raise an eyebrow, from anyone Also, the terribly patronising woman from Tufton St was awful but even she didn’t try to justify the Rwanda policy, she was against it. She was also very bad at trying to explain why a Nationalised Water industry was bad. When you consider the way that QT audiences are composed by the BBC and their in built bias towards the current government (whoever that is at the time) there weren't exactly many people planning to be Tory voters in that audience and for them to be seemingly totally in favour of water nationalisation and absolutely opposed to the immigration policy also says a lot about how public opinion has genuinely swung away from where it used to be.

This Helen Wheatley MP on QT is hilariously bad

That’s two things he’s best at out of all the MPs

Gets more bizarre by the day

The Russia Army can’t run the diamond mines in Africa

I was fearful to look at the score, I'm pleasantly shocked We'll still f*** it up

I'm going for Putin body double on that one

On the other hand, it might mean there's a serious fraud investigation or a Russian money investigation

Just trying to work out where the grift is

I think he's Gen Zer fluid

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You can get paid millions for the outcome of a night on the Guiness? Where do I sign up?

Not sure this ruling had anything to do with the ECHR. The court ruled that Rwanda wasn't an acceptable third country, specifically Rwanda This is just a game to be honest, obviously the appeal will go to the Supreme Court (or maybe it won't, they could refuse) and that will yet again take forever given the backlog at which time we are more or less in election campaigning time at which point they'll use it to fire up their dwindling support. It won't work. The Tories are happy enough to keep kicking this up a court until they can do it no further, it keeps their pet issue in the news and yet they haven't done anything. This game is obviously costing the tax payer absolute fortunes for defending the indefensible

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Howl is definitely the stripped down Accoustic(y) one Anyway, I liked that and the two before it but thought they reverted to the style of the first two too much after that and lost interest in them a bit. If anything Howl is my favourite of the first three

New Russian erm.... cope cages... sorry anti-drone cages, but now you've got to turn the tank around if you want to shoot backwards

Is Howl the acoustic album?

shocked not shocked