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No, we'd have locked it straight away

I have took him already, took him home to Hawarden from the Casino

Just read that in the queue at the barbers and laughed out loud, everyone in the shop wanted to know what was so funny :oops: So then I had to explain the whole Villa / sha thing. They had to agree it was preposterous

There was a Spurs thread... but out of nowhere last week, it vanished. What's happened to it and should we discuss about Spurs in this thread? It disappeared when the VAT men came round to investigate (or alternatively I deleted it by accident - Sorry!)

Yes because Candle Face has never used sweary words at a football match ever has he, prick

plus lots of injuries

I simply don't even understand this criticism of Everton fans appealing for what they as fans perceive to be fouls, we all do it, its part and parcel of being a fan and a lot of us see things through glasses tinted by the colour of our shirts in the heat of the moment and are wrong in the cold light of day, I hear Everton fans supporting their team by appealing for stuff, its what football fans do up and down the country, why do Everton fans get singled out? Yes they went a bit OTT last time but thats it. Who are these fans that never appeal for fouls when they see them? I think its quite frankly a most bizarre criticism

Then you obviously never went the game. i watched the game on a stream... all i could hear, apart from villa fans singing, was your fans shouting "handball" every 5 mins, (i will explain that this is a slight exaggeration, as you seem incapable of understanding that it is sarcasm and banter when it is written in text)... and whinging for the referee to give you something every time that our players were in any close proximity of each other... (this isnt sarcasm... your fans were constantly whinging for imaginary incidents)... and the ref bought it more often than not too... there was a chant of "ever-ton" every now and again, so well done for that... You know it was the Everton fans because? I don't know how many times it has to be said, most of the handball shouts were Villa fans carrying on the piss take from previous games

Yep that was all I heard from the Everton fans too, I heard it far more from Villa fans today who were doing it because of the last match and not because of anything that happened today

I thought Cuellars second yellow was a pretty obvious yellow tbh, so yes, Le Tissier is talking crap as usual

I think everyone has their own opinions of it though, Matt Le Tissier said it was a yellow at best... He gets the ball too, I'm sure of it... Matt le Tissier makes Phil Thompson look intelligent

Yes, it was no elbow, in fact it wasn't even a foul

AG your wrong about what Bilywhatsisface got sent off for, from where I was stood it was a straight red, its was a two footed lunge that made contact, it was dangerous play and they are always a sending off if called correctly which this was. I guarantee you wont be appealing that decision, it was a two footed leg breaker. Cahills booking was borderline, he took a bit of Young but it was an honest challenge, he was attempting to get the ball not the man, he just missed.

Everton fans didn't shout handball once at all that I heard today, I heard Villa fans shout it at Everton fans but never heard the Everton fans shout it once So being as I was there.................

M is someone relatively well known too, can't remember her name right now (looks like Miss Jones from Rising Damp but obviously not Frances de la Tour)

Christ you just need Aberdare and you've got the 'lived in shittest places' badge all sewn up! Says the man who comes from Topyourself Town, South Wales

I have the trainline app, It was worth paying for when I got it as the trainline one didnt exist. I also have tube deluxe or whatever its called and that sorts me out in Londinium on the tube every time. Another app worth paying for imo, saves me loads of time on the Tube

Yes how inconsiderate of Everton not to give in to Man Citeh at the drop of a hat. That wasn't frustrating at all, it was obvious. As soon as Lescott moved Central Defenders started moving left right and centre. Its just another of those things that people blame the manager for when it was out of his control, he knew his targets but no CD was going to move with the Lescott situation still ongoing. Stay obviously

Born and bred or where I live now?

If its the tackle I saw, it was a perfectly good tackle from Agent Ridgewell, cleanly took the ball first and it wasn't penalised because it was legit. Walcott was also soon on his feet making Ridgewell look the chump he is very shortly after

same for me. 2:15 for al 15

Stands for "Won F*** All" his neck is also like fanny What fannies have you been f**king? Elephants obviously ;-)

So can we finally put the 4-4-2, Petrov and Sidwell antitheory to bed now? to be woken up at some point in the future when they have a bad game, when they will no doubt always have been crap together and can never pay in that formation again ever! (please don't attempt answer this question)

Please use the match topic in the matchday forum

Right, this appears to be invite only still, so how does one go about getting any invites? I could be dumb and just cant find it but the missus now has her own computer (which is dangerous enough in itself)