Bacon: 3 Rashers min - back bacon not streaky, not overcooked either
Sausages: 2 min (and none of this chipolata nonsense) - there should always been at least one more bacon rasher than sausages, undercooked anaemic sausages should be avoided
Eggs : 1 min, preferably 2 soft centred and not flipped so they are white on both sides. Scrambled only acceptable if not overcooked to the point of dryness
Black Pudding: 2 slice min
Mushrooms: Preferable but they should be drained of juice before hitting the plate
Beans: optional, no ramekins
Tomato: optional and not tinned, fresh tomato grilled, 1 and only 1 i.e. two halves
Bread: 2 slices of thick shitey whitey (BUTTERED no marg) or replace 1 with fried bread. Good quality proper bread (white) is also acceptable but not essential
Potato products: this is an F.E.B. not a wacky gastro fusion dish
Items listed in order of importance