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I'd only ask for Valium if you really need it.

I made the mistake of trying ketamine once. Worst 20 minutes of my life. No idea why people take it.

Good results from the next two matches is vital, because after that we have: Liverpool Arsenal Chelsea Manchester City Everton Pretty gruesome looking list of fixtures, we'll do well to get 3 points out of those.

Trout is the better player. Puig is arguably more exciting to watch, but Trout is a total beast. And to think he was compared to Bryce Harper when they first broke onto the scene

Nope

Rumor going around on the internets that ISIS is a Mossad creation, and their leader al-Baghdadi is an Israeli psych ops Mossad agent...

That's what MON would say, and then he'd go spend £6m on Habib Beye!

When was the last time we started a season with 2 wins?

Zatman got the 3 countries. Correct players so far: Giggs Scholes James Heskey Lampard Speed Schwarzer Carragher 2 more to go...

Risky move to bring in Balotelli. I will not be surprised when it blows up their face.

Yeah, when I tried mushrooms, I remember we were listening to Bob Marley. Up until that day, I never really paid much attention to his music. He was the "Buffalo Soldier" guy, I didn't like him or not like him, if you get my meaning. But my friend had this record playing and it wasn't one of his "Legend" hits, it was "War". I was amazed at how hard the sound was, how pure the music was.

I never tried LSD. Always scared the hell out of me. The fact that it's called "Acid" didn't do much for me either. I tried mushrooms when I was 17. We had a great time until one of my buddies started having a bad time. It ended up putting a negative tinge on the whole experience. Never tried them again. I remember as a little kid down the park, older kids would try to sell me mescaline, lol. Imagine a 7 year old kid taking mescaline...

Chelsea

Actually "Villa confirms" is correct - although I must admit it sounds slightly odd. The logic is that Villa and businesses in general are singular i.e. there is only one Aston Villa rather than multiple of them. On that basis "it (i.e. Villa) confirms" is correct - the alternative would be "They (Villa) confirm" which is wrong because "they" means multiple of them - as we know there is only ONE VILLA! Sorry to sound pious but I know this because years ago my old boss corrected a document I'd written and used "They" instead of "It" when referring to a specific company. Another example of incorrect use might be "BCFC are shit" when correctly it should read "BCFC is shit". There is a difference between British english and US english on this. The Americans refer to teams as a plural but in the UK a team is a singular. I love the Miami Heats!

Anyone seen The Prince of Persia, it's free on demand...

All he needs now is a haircut

LMAO, all on the same day, no less!

He'd probably be considered enlightened in some other countries...

Gotta keep em separated

What's going on with them, are they still locked out of Ricoh?

He is, but I can't see any Premier League or Championship clubs hiring him after this. He's toxic right now for any club to take on. It'd be a PR nightmare. If he wants a decent job, he'll have to disappear for a year or two in the lower leagues.

Aston Villa 1 v Newcastle 1 Chelsea 3 v Leicester 0 Crystal Palace 1 v West Ham 0 Southampton 1 v West Brom 0 Swansea 2 v Burnley 0 Everton 0 v Arsenal 2 Hull 0 v Stoke 1 Tottenham 1 v QPR 0 Sunderland 0 v Man Utd 2 Man City 2 v Liverpool 1