A city slicker moves to the country and buys a small farm. A few months go by, and he hasn't met anyone, his nearest neighbor a half mile away. One day that neighbor rings his doorbell and invites the newcomer over for a party.
"We're gonna have food, drinks, loud music and hardcore sex action there."
The city slicker asks "What do you think I should wear?"
His neighbor says "I don't care what you wear, it's just gonna be you and me!"