The first prank I can remember pulling was when I was about 5, I pissed in a glass and told my buddy Matt that it was orange juice and he should drink it. He didn't, and I got in trouble. I'm having a drink with him tonight actually, I might have to try it again..
I bought a red pepper, a white onion, garlic, and baby portobello mushrooms, and fried them up good and sticky in olive oil. Tossed in some sliced cherry tomatoes and basil, and a jar of marinara sauce and let it simmer. I boiled linguine and plated some up with a big spoonful of sauce. Grated some asiago on top, washed back with a nice cheap California cabernet. Feeling content right now.
We look back at the Mellberg teams as if those teams were really amazing. They weren't, for the most part. We've had a lot of great players come through, but no great teams. I miss the days when we could control games.