My 58 year old cousin just died of liver failure. He was an alcoholic. I idolized him when I was a little kid. He was always a wild child. Did well for a while as a builder. Built his own house and got married. But the booze destroyed everything in the end. His siblings are spreading his ashes tomorrow.
The shark was sighted a few days ago maybe a half mile from where I am. And I'm not far from "Seal Cove". So feel free to ram a giant tampon up my arse, I'm not going in.
satire
[ˈsaˌtī(ə)r]
NOUN
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
I think while there is no crowds, I'd be surprised if they do anything.
Yet if ever there were a "good" time to knock down the North Stand, now is the time. No fans to inconvenience.