A piano player goes down the Hotel to audition for the "Jazz Lounge" pianoman job. He is greeted by the manager and asked to perfrom a couple of original songs. The Pianoman obliges, tickling the ivories with gleeful abandon until the last chords echo within the empty lounge. The manager is amazed and says: "That was wonderful, what do you call it?" The Pianoman replies, "Oh, that song's called "Wrap Your Mouth Around My Cock."
Puzzled, the manager asks him to play another tune. More glorious soundwaves emanate from the hotel's grand piano, and it's obvious he's got the job. "What do you call THAT song?" asked the manager. "Bend Over and Take a Pounding." The manger pulls the Pianoman aside and says, "Look, your material is great, we want to hire you, but you just have to change the song titles."
After a moments hesitation, the Pianoman says "No problem...when do I start?" "Tonight."
Later that night, the Pianoman has the crowd enraptured with his powerful jazzy music. After one particular song, a busty young brunette approaches him and suggests they meet outside in her car after he finishes his set. "Okay", he says, "But I've only got a 10 minute break."
His break comes, and he dashes out to meet the hot brunette in her car. "C'mon in" she says, as she kicks the door open for him. Within a second, they are commiting sexual acts of every imaginable type, and beyond. Lost in the delirium of passionate sex, the Pianoman remembers he needs to get back on the piano.
As he's shuffling back to the hotel, he's stopped by a patron. "Buddy, do you know your cock is hanging out and you're pretty disgusting?" The Pianoman replies, "Know 'em? I WROTE 'em!"