My last 5 Villa shirts?
Barry
Laursen
Milner
Young
Bent (current)
Know how you feel.
Sheeeeit.
I normally go with safe names - last three have been Petrov, Agbonlahor and Bent (yeah I know the latter isn't a safe one at all).
I'm gutted and they are all packed away in the loft now... bar the Bent one.
I also got a mug last year with Downing, Carew, Young, Petrov and Jones (me) on, I swear I am a curse
That's why you never buy a shirt with a name on the back until you know how their career turns out.